Is also bad
More drunk porns
By Winnebagels
[Is bad nite. Don't ever do those things kids. An don't read. Is bad. Is not fpr kiddies. Is only joikes]
He made her hot. He made her so hot. And not just because her AC was broken and he was having sex with her instead of fixing it. No it was something else. She took off his fruit of the loom (sponsor) underwear with her teeth. He said "ow stop biting" but she didn't care. Her servant was away in Saudi and she needed it. She needed it bad. (A penis, the thing she needed was a penis. Just in case that wasn't clear. Not like a surgery but you know, inside of her or whatever.) She got down on her hands and knees and looked up at her probably some kind of Asian lover man. He held his man meat in his hand and towered over her. This wasn't the first time he had had sex instead of doing his job, but this was the first time it was a real lady instead of one of those manikins down at Super Target (sponsor). She even had nipples on her boobs. He was on cloud nine. She panted out for him to just do it already. He sweat on her and thrust at her face. His love stick pounded against her wet hot ear cannel. He grunted three times then said "I'm done." She begged for more. He was already asleep. She went to the bathroom to find a wet rag and some qtips to clean herself up. The doorball rang. She answered it in nothing but a tiara and a green Forever Lazy (sponsor) zipped all the way down. It was the pizza delivery boy, and she had ordered extra sausage. To be continued…
[Lolz is not to be continued. Hahahhahahhah eggs on your fsces liserts.]