From the kitchen of Robert Singer, I bring you:
A Recipe for Disaster
Ingredients:
A dash of good intentions
1/2 cups worth of miscommunication
5 grizzly murders, any style provided they are similar.
2 bowls of Winchesters
4 tbsp of shovels
1 grave, maybe 2 depends on taste.
3 lbs of Kosher Salt
5 tsp of lighter fluid
And a dash of fire, any brand lighter will do
The secret ingredient to any good disaster: One angry spirit, any era, any style of death.
To create your disaster:
Step One: Sprinkle five grizzly murders (one at a time) periodically over the course of one month across town. Let stew until Winchesters arrive.
Step Two: Mix good intentions with miscommunication and add to the Winchesters. Stir until well blended. This will create a good amount of tension in the air.
Step Three: Give shaken Winchesters the shovels and the grave. Dig.
Step Four: In open grave, add salt, lighter fluid, and proceeded to light corpse remains on fire.
Step Five: Wait five minutes to roast the bones. Do not act over surprised when one angry Victorian spirit arrives. It's the secret, you see.
Step Six: By now, the miscommunication and good intentions added earlier will have thoroughly saturated the situation. All research done outside of reading this recipe card can now be considered invalid. Dean may feel the need to mock Sam at this point.
Step Seven: Go back to double check the bones burned were correct.
Step Eight: Not surprisingly, Sam will be shocked to discover that the secret was actually the other grave.
Step Nine: By now, the Victorian spirit whose bones have not been burned will be using one of the Winchesters as a chew toy, someone will have been thrown against a tree, and your disaster will be thoroughly created.
Step Ten: Sit back and enjoy the chaos as the Winchesters scramble for their lives.
Congratulations on your successful Disaster!
Recommendations: To compliment this recipe, I highly recommend a light Brotherly Moment (see additional recipe card).
…. to be continued…