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Me: I've decided to do a Full Metal Alchemist story instead of DN Angel. Even though it's the end of July, I'm doing a Christmas fic! This is a yaoi fic by the way. So on with the story peoples!

Chapter 1: Mischievous Little Ed

Ed came bursting through the office door of none other than Roy Mustang. He stomped up to Roy's desk, automail leg and all. Roy looked up from his tons of papers at the short blonde before him. "What is it this time Ed?"

"Do you know what time of year it is?" Ed asked looking at the papers at his desk. It hurt just looking at all that work, imagine how it feels when you have to do it. He winced at the thought.

"Let's see, it's the I-don't-really-care time of year isn't it?" He said still signing and reading papers. Ed shook his head. "Then what time of year is it Ed?" Roy didn't feel like playing guessing games with all the things he has to do by the end of the day.

"I want you to guess silly!" Ed said being a little to nice. Roy stopped what he was doing and took the back of his hand to Ed's forehead.

"You don't have a fever..." He took his hand away.

"Of course I don't have a fever! I'm guessing that you don't have a clue what I'm talking about then?" Being the over dramatic Ed he is, he fell on the floor, hand on his head like a women would do. Roy looked down at the kid on the floor and knew Ed was faking it. He wondered what got into the blonde today. So being the kind and gentle Roy he was, he bent down where Ed was and said:

"The small fry finally fell down, but I guess it wasn't a big fall depending on how short he was," Roy smirked. Ed went red all of a sudden but then cooled down and stayed lying on the floor. "I thought that would work. Oh well," He got up to go back to his desk to review and sign the papers again. Ed got up as well and tackled the young Roy. Ed smirked. Roy got scared.

"Well, well, look what we got here. I, the great Ed, has finally pinned down the poor pathetic Roy," Ed said smirking like crazy. That scared Roy a little to much for his own good. "Is the poor little Roy scared of little old me?" Ed said eyes blinking.

"No," With that said he pushed Ed off of himself just to be tackled again.

"Tsk, tsk Roy," He said moving his index finger left to right. Ed smirked for the third time that day. "Now since you don't know what time of year it is I suppose you want me to tell you right?" Ed asked grinning.

"Question Ed," Ed lost the grin and replaced it with a questionable eyebrow. "Why are you doing this to me! I have to much work to do and besides that-" Ed hushed him up with a kiss. Roy blinked making sure this wasn't a dream and that Ed would go away. It wasn't a dream though and Ed was very much real. Ed got up off our little stunned Roy and turned around and blushed like crazy. Roy just stared at the little boy in red and finally got off the floor. Ed heard the movement and glanced at Roy for a second before he turned his face again trying to control his blush. "So you never did tell me what time of year it is," Roy said smirking. Ed smiled and turned around to face him.

"It's almost Christmas!" Said the happy Ed jumping into the air. He looked at Roy with a smirk on his face. "So what are you going to get me?" He asked having a devious look on his face.

Me: Ya me! This was supposed to be one chapter but if you want me to continue then I will. Well review if you like it and flames if you hate it. Just don't be too harsh on me.