Your lives simply do not count!

I REGRET AND OWN NOTHING!

…...

Soos was having a great day! After several days of non-stop playing, he was about to get the

high score on his game buddy! "Yes! Soon I will be the champion!" shouted soos- right before

he tripped and shattered it. "wha- No! No! Why!?" Shouted soos...All his progress...all his

work...gone in an instant...what had it all been worth?...Actually, now that he thought

about it...what was anything worth?...what was his life worth?

Suddenly feeling very introspective, soos got down on his knees and shouted: UNIVERSE! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?!

MEANWHILE...

Soo's reply was heard, Quickly all the planets in the solar system grew anthropomorphic

features and began to converse. "Hey guys! Shouted Mars, I think someone's in need of a

cosmic answer!" "Alright then, agreed Venus. What say we explain the point of his

meaningless existence, in the form of feel good song?

…...

(cheerful music plays)

When you think you've got a problem
and your life is full of doubt
Remember in the scheme of things
your life just doesn't count

To you a leaf might seem quite small
But to an ant, it's ten feet tall
It's hard to be objective
so we'll offer some perspective

You think there's nothing greater than the planet you call Earth
But Earth can seem quite skinny next to Neptune's mighty girth

'Cause when you think you've got a problem
if you're thinner or you're fatter
Remember in the scheme of things
your life just doesn't matter

Now the Sun can make us all feel small
Cause he's the biggest of us all
But that's just in the Solar System
Bigger things than that exist

The Milky Way
The galaxy
And don't forget the universe
That's just the ones we know about
They're huge compared to you or us

You're tiny and you're minuscule
Irrelevant, a speck
Upon the dark side of that rock
you're just a measly little fleck
Your life may last a century
On Earth, or maybe quicker
But up here, a hundred years is just a flash, a blip, a flicker

So when you
Think you've got a problem
when your life is full of doubt
Remember in the scheme of things
Your puny, little, tiny, weeny, meager, futile, worthless, teeny, boring, foolish, pointless, minimal, wretched, gloomy, bleak, and pitiful
Life just does not count!

…...

"Uh...is anyone else seeing this?" Asked dipper as the group watched the solar system

lethargicly sing and move. "I...really don't know how to feel about this, stated a confused

Wendy. "Yeah, seriously. What's up with that?" Asked a weirded out Mabel. Soos shrugs, "I

don't know. But by the time they finish their smug little song, the sun will have collapsed on

its own mass and exploded, so PRRRRR" Said Soos with a loud Raspberry!

4.75-BILLION YEARS LATTER...

-LIFE JUST DOSE NOT COUNT!

Finished the planets finally. Then the sun spoke: "Hey, you remember that guy 4.75billion

years ago? Yeah? Said all the planets at once. -"well, he was right. Said the sun right before he blew up.

…...

TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

also, could someone contact the deviant artist Markmak or show me how to contact him? I'd like to talk to him, but the computer won't let me comment on my deviantart account.

Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!

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