"This isn't what it looks like !" Is what comes blurting out of Amelia's mouth as she flails trying to both cover herself and wipe blue paint out of her hair. The scene before England could only be described as chaotically comical. Her living room is a mess. There is paint and streamers of varying colours spread across the coffee table , and what looks to be a sad lopsided still damp paper mache pinata hanging from the chandelier. It was probably intended to be shaped like a rabbit but came out looking like something from 'Five Nights at Freddie's'.There are also various other art projects strewn about the room that look like a raging toddler with fingerpaints had gotten a hold of them then went to town. And in the middle of this brightly coloured mess is America , who had some how apparently managed to lose all of her clothing . Needless to say the Brit was rather dumbfounded.
" E-England? Are you ok? Say something!"
The younger nation's face had gone from red to dark purple in a matter of seconds and England knew she should say something but at this point the only thing she can manage to do is stare. She is entirely speechless, she knows she should be furious about the state of her living room , all of her furniture is ruined after all, but in all honesty she doesn't know how to react. Amelia clearly had had good intentions when this had all started by the carefully wrapped paint splattered parcels and glitter encrusted hand made card that were laid out on a folding table in the corner she had obviously planned some form of party. But how it had descended into looking like some kind of porno gone wrong Allison had no clue.
The Brit heaved a sigh and pinched the bridge of her nose. Then, just when Amelia was sure the English nation was about to have a melt down , she finally managed to ask in the calmest voice possible.
"How the hell did you end up naked?".
This cracky little fic was born from a writing prompt I found on Pinterest . It was basically a start this story with this type of thing and the prompt was use " This isn't what it looks like" so I took that and ran and it turned into this. So any way I've rambled long enough - Iclaimthisfortheinquisition ( formerly WaterFox14)out. Disclaimer : If I owned Hetalia I would not be writing a Fan fiction