Alrighty now. I have another songfic here. This time it's Nickelback's "Next Contestant"
The camera angels and zooming came from watching the original trailer of Mai-Hime. If you want a link, let me know XD
Disclaimer: I don't like to bash.
Please Read and Review ^.^
The Linden Baum restaurant; good food, great service, and hot waitresses. Every cosplayer's dream, but hands off. These ladies aren't meant for touching. If you don't believe me, see for yourself.
A guitar started strumming, growing louder as the camera zooms in and out while stabilizing on scene.
A spikey-haired, short middle schooler twisted her head away from the ramen that she was devouring. Her yellow eyes twinkled with anger, and her brows furrowed.
I judge by what she's wearing
Just how many heads I'm tearing
Off of assholes coming on to her
She dropped down, off her stool, and grabbed the long grey container leaning against the bar.
Each night seems like it's getting worse
And I wish she'd take the night off
So I don't have to fight off
Every asshole coming on to her
She ripped open the zipper as she started walking off the screen.
It happens every night she works
They'll go and ask the DJ
Find out just what would she say
If they all tried coming on to her
The camera whipped around, shaking as it was being stabilized again. It readjusted itself, focusing on the stalking middle school girl's feet shuffling across the hardwood floors, and slowly traveled up her legs and onto her back.
Don't they know it's never going to work
They think they'll get inside her
With every drink they buy her
As they all try coming on to her
This time somebody's getting hurt
The camera zoomed out in time to see the grey case she just tore off falling to the floor, while sparks trailed off the claymore she was dragging.
Here comes the next contestant
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
"Don't touch Mai," the girl said calmly, voice dripping with venom. Her back still faced the camera.
I wish you'd do it again
The camera angle switched to the back of a pink waitress outfit. To the left, a fat bald man quivered in fear.
I'll watch you leave here limping
I wish you'd do it again
He pulled out his money and threw it on the table.
I'll watch you leave here limping
He jumped out of the booth, tripping over his own feet as he tried to run away, out the door and to his car.
There goes the next contestant
Said busty, pink-clad waitress had a sweatdrop on her head. She brought her left hand to her forehead, while placing the other on the spikey haired head. She sighed.
I even fear the ladies
They're cool but twice as crazy
The front door opened up, chimming.
"Welcome," echoed all three waitress to the group of girls.
Just as bad for coming on to her
"Hey, Mai," said the handsome, dark-grey-haired woman with glasses.
Don't they know it's never going to work
Each time she bats an eyelash
Somebody's grabbing her ass
Mai sat the group of friends and turned to walk away. Just as she did so, she felt a smack on her butt and giggled at the antics.
Everyone keeps coming on to her
This time somebody's getting hurt
Here comes the next contestant
Mikoto, who had returned to her ramen in front of the now seated girls, glared back at Chie.
"That's mine," she asserted, pulling on Mai's arm, bringing her closer.
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
There goes the next contestant
All the girls threw their hands up in surrender, leaning as far away as they could.
"It's ok, Mikoto." Patting her on the head, Mikoto released her and she walked into the back.
I'm hating what she's wearing
Everybody here keeps staring
The feral girl gave everyone a warning stare, smiling on the inside at how scared she was making everyone.
Can't wait 'til they get what they deserve
This time somebody's getting hurt
She took a sip of her tea, and looked at the newcomer that just walked in.
Here comes the next contestant
"Hey Mai," waved Tate as Mai came to greet him.
The cameraman was plowed over, knocking the camera itself to the floor.
All that was seen was shuffling feet at an angle. A pair stepped back, one pair went missing, and the smallest pair twisted. Screaming and grunting was heard.
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
Tate fell in front of the camera. He nose and lip were bleeding and he had a swollen left eye. Then the camera went black.
I wish you'd do it again
Each night seems like it's getting worse
The scene switched angles again. It was a side view. Mikoto stood over the unconscious man, her fist shaking in fury.
"Stay away from her."
I wish you'd do it again
This time somebody's getting hurt
Mikoto yanked Mai to her side and start pulling her to the exit. She gave one last frightening warning glare to the other customers before dragging her down the street.
There goes the next contestant
The camera turned towards the almost dead Tate.
"S-s-sor-sorry Mikoto." He mumbled in his daze.
And there you have it; don't mess with the beauties of The Linden Baum restaurant.
Especially Mai.
She's Mikoto's.
Alright this is my second song fic. What do you think?
Well in any case, I hope you enjoyed reading this, cause I had fun making it.
Tate: .
*Chie walks over and takes pictures*
*Aoi pokes him on a bruise*
*Nao's laughter is heard disappearing into the back of the restuarant, Natsuki in tow*
Shizuru: *breaks front window* Nao!! Give me back MY Natsuki!!!! *steps on Tate's back and sprints toward the back*
Tate: O.O
jquackers: *off in the distance, laughing hysterically*
Ume: :D