Me: Hello!
Naruto: I don't know why I have to be here.
Me: Shut up. Anyway, this is my first fanfic on this new account that I made. I actually got the inspiration on this from my friend's dad, who forgot to pay his cable bill. Now, Naruto, you can do the honors of… the DISCLAIMER!
Naruto: No
Me: DO IT OR YOU DIE!
Naruto: Mussr333 does no own Naruto, monopoly, twister, or Harry Potter, which is not even mentioned in this fanfic. If he owned Harry Potter *SPOILER* Dobby would not have died, and Malfoy would have. *END SPOILER*
Me: On with the Naruto! OH, and?
Naruto: (Sigh) Review, please.
Boredom
Naruto was not having a good time. Even though he had some of his good friends at his house, he was bored out of his mind. Usually, when his friends came over, they would sit around and watch TV. But noooo, Naruto just HAD to forget to pay the cable bill before it was due. So now, he, Shikamaru, Kiba, and Choji were stuck sitting in Naruto's living room with no TV.
"Sooo…" said Choji. "Don't you have anything to do?" "Well… I think I have a Monopoly set somewhere. Let me see if I can find it." Naruto rummaged through the large piles of junk on the floor. "Aha! Wait, no, this is an old pizza box. Hey, the pizza's still inside – we could eat it!" Not only were the guys bored, but they were hungry too. Naruto opened it up. Everyone covered up their noses. Choji almost barfed. "Naruto. There's mold on this pizza." "Yeah, okay. Oh, here's the Monopoly box."
Unfortunately, the boys didn't have much fun playing Monopoly. Most of the game pieces were missing, so they had to have teams. There were no Chance or Community Chest cards, so if they landed on one of those spaces, they had to make something up. Soon enough, Kiba was nearly broke. He rolled the dice, and landed on Boardwalk, which was owned by Naruto, and he already had a hotel on it. "Yes!" He said. "Kiba is out of the game!" Kiba screamed, "I HATE THIS GAME!" Then he threw the table out the window. "Okay… Got any other games Naruto?" "Well, I do have twister."
-10 Minutes Later-
"Naruto, get your butt out of my face!" "I can't move, Choji's almost sitting on me!" "Shikamaru, get your foot off my face!" "Not until Naruto gets off me!" "Whoa! I think I'm gonna trip!" "CHOJI, NOOOOOOOO!" Everyone collapsed in a heap on the floor. "Can't… Feel… ANYTHING… Choji… Get… Off of me!"
-30 Minutes Later-
"Okay is there anything else we could do?" Everyone sat thinking for a minute. Then, Naruto spoke up. "We could READ!" Everyone stared at him in silence. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Everyone started cracking up. "Oh…" Said Naruto. "Oh… yeah… like…. Like I'd own a BOOK! But, anyway, we should find something to do. Hey, maybe the cable's back on now."
He walked over to the TV and grabbed the remote. He pressed the button, and the TV went on. The first thing they saw was the news. "Alright! Now, what do you guys want to watch?" Everyone screamed the name of their favorite show, when suddenly, the TV went off. And so did all the lights. "NARUTO!" He smiled and rubbed the back of his neck nervously. "Ha… I might've forgotten to pay the electric bill too…"