THIS IS HEARTS NEVER ICE SEQUAL! READ READ READ!
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Today Was a very nice day. Birds chirping, sun shining, ninja's fighting for place in Hokage---wait!!! Ninja's Fighting isn't a good thing!
Yes All the Ninja's were gathered at some battle ground where they took there third stage of Chuunin exams a few years ago.
Everyone in the Leaf village was placed at the stands. Tsunade was accompanied by guards in a private area really high up.
Only Two People Were actually On the Battle Field.
Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha.
They were talking silently to each other, waiting for what was going to happen next.
"Sorry Teme, but Im going to win," Naruto stated to Sasuke, smirking.
"Over my beautiful ass, Dobe," Sasuke retorted.
Naruto rolled his eyes. "Gay guys can't be Hokage, Teme."
"Then what are u going to do Naru-chan? Your gay."
"IM NOT A GIRL U JACKASS! And anyway, Im not gay."
Sasuke raised in eyebrow and stepped really close to Naruto. His nee rubbed against the fox's groin. "You seem really passionate when we have sex. When u moan my name and scream out in pleasure telling me to go 'faster and faster' is it just your casual way of talking?
Blood rushed to Naruto's face and he pushed Sasuke away, pouting. "Don't Do that in public u fucking bastard!"
Sasuke smirked. "I love u too."
Naruto sighed shaking his head. Damn the gay love that ran between them. Damn the feelings he had for the arrogant Uchiha. Damn his fucked up life that felt so loving and good.
Finally, raven-boy dropped the subject and looked around. "When is this thing going to start?"
Foxy-boy placed his hands behind his head. "Don't know. But it better start soon cuz I got Hokage matters to deal with."
Sasuke Sweat-drops. "Your not Going to become Hokage Naru--"
"So are u guys ready to fight for Hokage position?" That was Kakashi-sensei. Appearing out of no-where as usual.
Naruto and Sasuke grinned, looking at each other with evil eyes.
"You Bet."
Kakashi blew whistle and held up his hands. The crowd went really quiet.
"Today you will witness the duel between jounin Naruto Uzumaki and jounin Sasuke Uchiha." Kakashi winked at them. "There is only one rule:Do NOT kill each other!"
"BEGIN!"
Kakashi dissapeared in a puff of smoke.
Sasuke and Naruto didn't waste anytime.
Immediately, the two jounins vanished.
Well, they didn't vanish, they were just going too fast from the regular eye.
All u could here was the clang of metal.
"Sasuke! Your going down!," Naruto yelled, throwing 6 kunai's at the fluiently moving still annoyed Sasuke.
Sasuke dogged, and appeared behind Naruto, ready to cut the Fox in half with his sword.
Naruto turned around and grabbed it with his palms, which were glowing with tiny balls of swirling wind. He grinned, which quickly faultered when he was kick very hard into the cement wall.
THat was when Naruto turned into a smoke puff.
"Fuck!," Sasuke screamed, making his sharingan appear. Where'd he go?
Raven-boy could feel his Chakra energy...but it was everywhere. He closed his eyes trying to concentrate on the strongest source.
His eyes suddenly flew open.
But it was too late.
A thousand Naruto's ---which had turned into the dirt on the fightning ground--- attacked Sasuke.
Sasuke tried to fend of the Naruto clones as best he could. He swung his sword cleanly, chopping thru lots of them and watching them turn to smoke. But he still got a scratch from one of the clones kunai's on his cheek.
There were five left now. Sasuke used his sharingan and the battle ground desinigrated from his sight.
Red Chakra....Where is the Red chakra?
Thats when he found the darkest chakra. But it wasnt in the Naruto group that was infront of him.
It was in the stands. What the hell...?" Sasuke raised an eyebrow.
Sasuke smashed thru the rest of the clones and then he turned to the stands. Naruto wasnt there anymore.
Behind him.
Sasuke turned immediatly, eyes dangerous. Naruto had the same grin on his face as he held up his hand to put the rasengan in his(sasuke's) chest.
The Raven beat him.
The sword ripped thru Naruto's skin. Naruto Caughed out a mount of blood.
Pain rippled in Naruto's body but he didnt quit. He thrust the rasengan into Sasuke face who immediatly poofed backwards.
The crowd gasped in amazment.
The two nins didnt seem out of breath or hurt. They kept fighting, using difficult teqniques mostly, but sometimes the simplist in the book.
Then, i few 26 precicly minutes later, Naruto was thrown to the ground hard,another whole appearing in his stomach. Sasuke had used the Chidori.
Naruto flew immediatly back up. He was tired with playing nice. Kitty games were over.
He closed his eyes and let the power wash over him. When he opened his eyes, Sasuke was starring at him.
Naruto had red eyes and red chakra was swirling around him. He grinned and fangs grew.
Many people were starring at him in horror. The upper level nins eyes were fixed on him, examinging him, waiting to see what would happen next.
Naruto took out 8 kunais and placed for in each hand between the nuckles. A red chakra ball appeared in his palms.
Naruto crossed his arms in an X, positioning to attack. "Are you ready Sasuke?"," he laughed.
Sasuke's eyes narrowed. He knew somethong was wrong.
And then the whole world exploded. It was like the most gigantic bomb ever made hit.
The battle ground turned into flames. Naruto sent the kunais flying.
Then the fox-boy pulled out a scroll and started drawing.
He summoned the worst amphibean that he could ever had summoned.
Gama Bunta.
The fire cleaway. Sasuke hovered there, having already dodged the kunai's and...well, half-blocked the fire. He starred at the gigantic red frog in front of him.
"Who DARES Sommoning me?! Show yourself!"
Naruto sat on top of GamaBunta's head. "I did."
"Why did u sommon me boy?"
Naruto sniggered, ricoshaying(SP) the attacks that were being thrown at him with quite difficulty. "I need you to help me defeat somone. Not kill him, just hurt him bad enough that he'll not be able to stand for about 2 hours."
"Why should I help YOU?"
Naruto grunted as he tried to keep Sasuke's persistant attacks from hitting him or the frog. "I'll torture Pervy-sage if u defeate the guy who keeps fucking attacking me."
Naruto was growing tired and strained. Trying to hold back the nine-tail fox while trying to defend himself from attacks that consisted of so much power and determination was not easy.
Sasuke was still listening to the conversation, but still fightning. He did his best to ignore the whole in his chest from the Kyuubi's rasengan. This was not good. If it had been just Naruto, then he might've had a chance at winning.
But a frog?
Sasuke got wierry of atacking Naruto, he had to atack the thing that was about to kill him before it did.
Sasuke twirled in the air --bringing up his sword, then throwing himself towards the frog, ready to strike.
He didnt have the chance. The frog jumped up and over shadowed Raven-uchiha.
"Ignorat Brat!," The Boss frog yelled
I humungus ball of spinnign water was spitted out of the boss frog's mouth and fell down on sasuke, making him smash against the ground.
Naruto was then ontop of him---kunai in his right hand pointing at Uchiha's neck, and a rasengan in his left right on sasuke's head.
Naruto's chakra was back to normal, eyes bright blue once again.
He laughed, panting."Got u"
Sasuke glared at him, but then his expression came really kind. "Really?"
The world warped arround them.
Naru-fox was suddenly tied to a cross. All around him were crosses, with him tied to them. Everything around him was blood-red, except the pitch black sun and ground, that was one inch convered with black water.
Sasuke was infront of him, sword in hand. Sharingan changed into a different formation.
Naruto stared at him, eyes fully engaged in 0's. "When...when did u learn this?"
"A while back. when u had left for a few years." Sasuke replied flatly. He thrust the sword in Naruto's stomach.
Naruto bit back a scream of pain. His head went dizzy.
The sword then was pulled out and forced back in, along with another sword. Naruto pulled against the ropes binding him.
The pain was driving him insane. Literally.
THe process repeated over and over. Naruto's head wouldnt allow him to go unconciouss. And the pain did not dull. It had the same feel everytime.
Slowly Naruto opened his eyes and stared at the black sun.
1 second had gone by.
1 second equaled to 5 years. This was ultimate torture.
"Are you ready to give up?," Sasuke asked the boy in front of him, who looked intirely dead and helpless.
Life flarred up inside Naruto's limp body. Fox-boy squirmed, frustratingly, focusing all the kyuubi's chakra and his own chakra on a white tip-of-pencil sized hole far-off in the back of my mind. "You wish bastard...urhg."
The pain worsened.
Naruto focussed harder and harder. The whole grew wider and wider until it was practically consuming the area.
Sasuke starred at the fox, not showing any emotion. Naruto could still tell he was shocked.
Naruto smirked, feeling his hands go free. He ripped the swords out his stomach. His hand curled tightly around the hilt of the last sword he pulled out.
THen, he thrusted it into Sasuke. "Nice try."
He was finally out of the jutsu.
Sasuke starred at him, unable to speak. There was no way he had just gotten out of that attack....
Nothing had changed about foxboy. He was in same possition as before. His smirk had grown bigger tho.
THat annoyed Sasuke Uchiha, he could tell.
Naruto slowly leaned in on sasuke. "You could forfit, or i can thrust this rasengan thru you,"He whispered in the ravens ear. His voice was shaky. His stomach was hurting like hell
Sasuke 'hmm'ed. "Which one would give me more passionate orgasms?"
Naruto sweatdropped, but quirked his lips up, thinking about it. "Well, if i made u forfit, i would feel sorry that u gave up for me. And if u manage to put something in my drink and make me horny, then i would be most passionate,"he figured.
"...Thanks Sasuke,"Naruto mumbled, flushing
"I love u more," Sasuke laughed
THe two lovers both stood up.
Sasuke suddenly took Naruto's hand and thrust it up, grinning.
"I forfit! Naruto Wins!"
Everything was silent for about a second. Then the whole place erupted in applause.
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Me: thanks for reading
You: No problem
Naruto: HOW THE HELL DID SASUKE LEARN THAT TEQNIUQUE!
Sasuke: Dobe, u spelled technique wrong.
Naruto: *blushes* Shut up
Sasuke: *Reaches for Naruto's pants*
Me: HOLD ON!!!!!!
You Sasuke: *glares at u*
Me: U perverted little......
Naruto: Sasuke isn't perverted
Me: He just tried to grab ur dick.....whatever.....