OKAY BITCHES FIRST THINGS FIRST

This fic is for my friend, Juli. We exchanged ideas one night and since I loved to write, I thought, 'why not?'

So, therefore:

THIS IS A SELF INSERT FANFICTION. I know this. Juli knows this. And now you guys know it. Before you start bashing the fic for inserting ourselves into the story, please know that this was the intention the entire time.

But trust me. This isn't gonna be a shit story. Y'all can read if you want. It'll contain somewhat of a plot, but it'll be mainly drabbles. I'm not gonna degrade the quality of the story just because it's a self insert.

Now that we have that out of the way, here's my disclaimer:

I don't own SNK nor do I own Juli. Just my OC, Ali.

"Eren!" called Ali, jogging up to the boy who had placed fifth in the top ten. He glanced down at her, (considering he had a good foot and a half on her)his green eyes widening. Whenever Ali was around him, she always found away to make him blush and stutter from embarrassment.

"ALI I SWEAR IF YOU DO THAT-" Juli's yell was far away, but both teenagers heard it. Ali beamed up at Eren like a little child, which made him oddly suspicious.

"So, Eren. I've a question for you." She poked his ribs playfully. Sometimes Eren wondered how this girl was three years his senior; she acted like a thirteen year old most of the time.

"A-alright. Go ahead." He crossed his arms over his chest. He could handle this. It was just Ali after all; what could possibly go wrong?

"So, since you can turn into a Titan and all-"

"ALI DON'T YOU EVEN DARE!" Juli yelled. She was running over the hill at a slow pace; the girl wasn't much for physical exercise. Ali grinned, her hazel eyes shining as she smiled up at Eren.

"-does that mean you have a Titan sized dick?"

And that was the day Eren learned never to be left alone with Ali for more than three minutes at a time.

So, the first chapter's very short. I had some trouble remembering what I sent to Juli…but whatevs :P

And to you, dear readers: I'm thinking this takes place sometime after they all graduate; like when they meet Levi and stuff. There will be some flashbacks from their trainee days, but I'll let you know when those happen.

Review if you liked, please!