A/U-This is purely the result of me having mac and cheese for lunch, and the dough boys constant nagging. They just won't shut up. Enjoy the madness.

Disclaimer-I do not own JtHM. No matter how hard I try, Johnen refuses to give it up.

Elizabeth was sitting at the kitchen table, alone in her house. Her older brothers were at work and would not be back till late. Her parents and younger brother, out to eat a distance from the house. She chose to stay home for the sole reason of there being easy mac available. And there was a strange sense of something happening…..

I sat down at the table with my bowl of warm and gooey easy mac. My mood was ruined about 5 seconds later.

Come now Elizabeth! What are you doing! You could be out there…slaughtering the asses of the age.

"No. Just shut up Mr. Eff. Why aren't you bothering Johnny? I'm sure he's in the mood for a killing spree. And besides, I don't have any weapons."

There's a butcher knife on the counter.

I bit my lip. It was a good chance. Maybe…

Why are you even thinking about that Elizabeth? Why go kill other people when you can kill yourself instead?

I sighed. "Oh Psycho D boy, why must you insist on suicide? I have thought about it and decided-NO. If I were to do such as you suggested, I would be missing out on so many things. Shut up both of you. I don't want your shit tonight. Can't you see that I'm trying to enjoy my easy mac?"

I was startled out of my argument by someone crashing through the window and holding a knife to my neck. Not your every day occurrence.

"What the Fuck!" I screamed.

Nny's PoV-

Wait a second…this wasn't the right house. I was supposed to be in the house with that jerkish brat that kicked me in the shin the other day! I removed the knife from this girls neck.

"Heh…..sorry about that. Wrong house."

Why was she staring at me like that? Normally they would be screaming. I was about to climb back out through the window when she said something. It really surprised me.

"Don't you want some easy mac Johnny?"

I spun around. How did she know my name? Then I heard them.

Why are you offering him easy mac! You should be running!

"Because! Everybody likes easy mac! Besides, I've waited forever to meet Johnny!"

I realized that this was another one of those fangirls. At least she wasn't trying to hug me like the last one….Wait. She could talk to the dough boys?

"Hey Nny, if you don't want any you can go."

I stared at her blankly.

"Sure I'll have some. But why are you talking to the Dough boys?"

"They won't leave me alone! Ugh. Plus, they're everywhere, not just at home. It sucks."

She handed me a bowl of easy mac as I sat down. I took a bite, and god did this girl make good mac!

We talked about nothing in particular. She was curious about what exactly was behind the wall though.

"I'm not really sure….I just don't want it getting out."

As our simple chat continued, I learned that not all stupid fangirls were so eager to try and hug me or whatever. She infact, hated that kind. I promised her that I would try to keep the dough boys from bugging her. She was grateful. Our converstion was interrupted by-

"OH MY GOD NNY! LOOK OUT! IMMOLATION PIGS OF DOOM!"

I barely got out alive.

Not the best fic I know. I really just got bored and had the need to write. Review and kill my joy if you wish. Or perhaps you liked it. This is a sure sign that you are as insane as me. Congrats! Until the next pathetic story. I bid you farewell. And Johnny lied. The dough boys STILL bug the shit out of me.

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