Tate's Someone that your with, a mai hime fanfic

So this came to me while I drove to school today. It is to make fun of Tate for his stupidity and slowness.

Song: Nickelback's "Someone that you're with"

Disclaimer: I don't own them... :'( And Shizuru still doesn't know where Natsuki is.

It was a long day at work for Tate, and he was feeling the weight of the stress slowing him down while he climbed the stairs to his apartment. He opened the door and grabbed the remote to his radio.

"Gah, I need some music and a beer. If I have to listen to one more 'Now Now,' I'm going to throw him out the window." He grunted to himself, turning the radio on and pulling out a beer from his fridge.

He always had collected American songs in his CD player; mostly rock. He never liked that slow crap. As the radio started up, he grouted at the song.

"God, even my radio's mocking me"

I reside in 209, you're in 208
You moved in last Friday night,
and I just couldn't wait
So I tried to call across the hall,
to ask you out someday
But a lineup formed outside your door, and I was way too late

He walked over to his window just in time to see his obsession run out and get into a black sports car. The tires spun as it peeled out of the parking lot.

Well I'd rather start off slow
This whole thing's like
some sort of race
Instead of winning what I want
I'm sitting here in second place

"Will you quit mocking me," he hissed, fumbling with the remote. In his frustration, instead of turning the radio off, the volume turned up.

Because somewhere
the one I wanna be with's
with somebody else
Oh god, I wanna be that
someone that you're with
I wanna be that someone
that you're with
And I can talk about it all day long
'til I run out of breath

He threw his remote across the room, fed up with playing nice. He stalked over to the radio, trying to force it to stop the song that was playing.

"Damn you! Shut up already!!!" huffed the aggravated blond man. He started beating his fists against the taunting machine.

But I still wanna be that
someone that you're with
I've got to be that
someone that you're with
And I'm pacing by the phone

Bruises covered his hand and blood dripped from his knuckles, for the machine was just too indestructible for him to destroy. Through all the banging, he wasn't able to hear this phone ring, but he did hear it beep.

"Hey Tate, it's Mai." His head jerked toward the phone. "I'm not coming home tonight, so if Natsuki or Nao stop by, will you tell them? Thanks, bye." The phone hung up.

'Cause I hate to be alone
And if you're out there with him
somewhere and just about to kiss
God I wanna be that
someone that you're with

"My god!! SHUT THE F**K UP!!!" he screamed, storming off to his room to get something, kicking offending objects along the way.

Well I hear your favorite songs
you sing along with everyday
And I borrow things that
I don't need for conversation sake

He scanned this bedroom trying to locate something that would help shut off the laughing machine. His eyes gazed over a sponge, a bucket, a blanket decorated with flames, a spare light bulb, a... Katana?

"Ah HA! There you are!" He picked up the sword, storming back into the living room.

Last night I heard your key,
it hit your lock at 4 AM
Instead of being out with me
you must be out with them

"Now you'll pay!!!!" He swung the unshealth blade down with all his force, only to receive an.. unpleasant surprise. "What?!" His eyes nearly popped out of his head. "It didn't even make a scratch!!"

Well I'd rather start off slow
This whole thing's like
some sort of race
Instead of winning what I want
I'm sitting here in second place

"ARRRGGGGGGG," he screamed in pure frustration. He began a series of swings, slashes, hacks, chops and cuts.

Because somewhere the one
I wanna be with's
with somebody else
Oh god, I wanna be that
someone that you're with
I wanna be that
someone that you're with
And I can talk about it all day long
'til I run out of breath

Metal continued to cling, never causing any damage. The movements quickened in pace, while he became oblivious to the opening door.

Two woman stood in the doorway in shock, marveling the whole scene.

But I still wanna be that
someone that you're with
I've got to be that
someone that you're with
And I'm pacing by the phone
'Cause I hate to be alone
And if you're out there with him
somewhere and just about to kiss
God, I wanna be that
someone that you're with

The now sweating Tate, dropped to his knees, releasing the blade at the same time. He hunched over, heaving and crying.

Well somewhere the one
I wanna be with's
with somebody else
Oh god, I wanna be that
someone that you're with
And I can talk about it all day long
'til I run out of breath

"God!! Please, just shut it off!!!" Tears ran down his cheeks, his eyes bloodshot.

"Good God! I knew you were an idiot, but this..." His head flipped up to see Nao jestering to the slightly dented, still blaring radio.

"Dude, you really are brainless!" mocked Natsuki, who was clad in her tight leather biker suit. She walked over toward the shelf, stepping over the broken picture frame and glass.

The power hummed off as Natsuki twirled the power cord in a circle. "Duh, you fool." Dropping the power cord, she walked towards Nao, who stood at the doorway.

"Let's get out of here before we catch the stupid," laughed the redhead, leading the way down the stairs.

"I'm so glad she's not dating him." Natsuki retorted, following.

In the apartment, Tate collapsed face first into the carpet.

So what do you think?

It's my first song fic, so I don't know if it's any good.

Please R and R!! XD

Shizuru: *running in* I heard her voice!!! *picks Tate up shaking him* Where is she?? Tell me, you lovesick idiot!!!

Tate: X.X *still being shook*