"The Night Annie Went Crazy"
Down in the Temple all the Jedi were snoring
Meditating 'till morning, and ending the Clone Wars
When the Annie busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
His lightsaber in his hands and clone troopers 'hind his back
From their helmets to their boots, they were covered with ammo
Like a big armored disgruntled Jedi hunter (Durge)
Annie smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"May the Force be with y' all - now you're all gonna die!"
The night Annie went crazy
The night Annie went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well, the Temple is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Younglings and Masters
And he 'round up the children and he cut them all headless
And he grounded Jedi brutes into Jedi sausage
He got big ones and small ones with an clone trooper assasins
And he blasted more Jedi with a laser cannon
And he Force gripped a pilar and he crushed Serra Keto
Then he dueled Cin Drallig and stabbed him threw the stomach
The night Annie went crazy
The night Skywalker went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the Temple
Without steppin' in Jedi guts
Now order 66's killng the Jedi
Organa's now an eyewitness too
And Palpatine's declaring a new Sith empire
And the blasters are firin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Annie, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy
[Obi-Wan: "You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you."]
Yes, Younlings, now Annie's a Sith Lord
He was burnt up in lava, and now he's a cyborg
Hey, Luke Skywalker, don't you cry no more tears
He'll bring balance to the Force in about 25 more years
But now Luke's back on Tatooine and Leia's a princess
And the clones all retired livng off of Seloos Joopaas
And they say Lord Vader, he's getting steamed every night
Choking Imperal offcers left and right
They're talkin' bout - the night night went crazy
The night that Skywalker flipped
Had nightmares since he 'venged his mommy
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
Wo, the night Annie went crazy
The night Annie went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain