Salutations, I'm Mana…and this is my very first fanfic. I've been a reader for a while but I've had too many ideas to wait any longer. Anyway, I would hate to bore my readers with my incisive rambling …so, here it is. But first…
Disclaimer:
Mana-"I don't own…OW!"
-bends down and picks up the rock which was apparently thrown at her /hears innocent whistling behind her/turns around and comes face to face with….-
Mana growls-"Atem..."
-She death glares him -Marik slaps him upside the head -Ryou shakes his head -Yugi sweatdrops
Atem/Yami-"What!?!"
Mana- You know what!"
Atem/Yami-teases in sing song voice-"No I don't…"
-smirks playfully-"Enlighten me…"
-She growls and launches herself at him, Marik isn't sparred.
Yugi tries to stop her but gets looped into the mess as well.-
Ryou-sighs-"Oh well, Mana-sama doesn't own Yugioh or she owns is the plot and gets out of this is the writing practice she so desperately needs…"
Mana- "Hey!" -she stops strangling Atem and Marik with her left and right hand respectively-
Mana-"What'd you say!?!"
Ryou-"Umm…err…well…eeeeeep!"
-runs off/Mana chases him-
Mana-"Come back here! Fight like a man!"
Inner Self
Chapter One: The Arrival
Motou Household
Ding Dong
"I'll get it!"says Yugi, running down the stairs.
Upon opening the door, who (or what) should he see but a life-sized Dark Magician Girl [DMG from here on out], standing…well hovering in the door way.
"Hey Yugi, what's up?"
Stunned, he just stood there…motionless…speechless…shoeless? Until…
"Yugi…Yuuugiii," the DMG continues, waving a hand in front of his face.
From the kitchen, the familiar form of the ex-pharaoh appeared asking "Yugi, who is…"Only to be stopped mid-sentence by crushing embrace of the life-sized DMG, as she glomps him.[A/N: At least I think that's what you call the thing she does…anyways, just picture a piggy-back ride, only…backwards.]
"Temmie!"
"M-Mannie...Is that you?"
"Of course it's me silly! Who'd ya expect, teachie Mahaddie!?!"
"No, it's just….what took you so long!?"
"Huh…"
"I was worried sick!"
"You were?"She asked disbelievingly.
"Obviously! I mean the spell you casted, took effect on me 7months ago and I'm already settled, in my new body and in modern life!"Shockingly he said all that in one breath.
"Err...well..."
"Whatever. The point is you're here now…"adding quickly while gesticulating [like he always does], he says, "Now, follow me to the living room. It's warmer in there and I'm afraid we have a lot of explaining to do."
At the door separating the shop from the house, Atem stops, realizing he is one 'Yugi' short.
"Coming abiou?"
No answer. After sighing, he lazily goes over and throws the still frozen Yugi, over his shoulder. He walks through the door, but not before turning to the DMG and asking."You couldn't have been more subtle, could you?
"That's just not my style, Temmie." she answers grinning a very childish grin and flashing peace.
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20 minutes later…..
"Look I know it's almost dinner Joey, but you need you get here now! Pleaded a now once again conscious, Yugi.
"But Yug! I'm so hungry I could eat a bus, 'bout now."
"Listen, Joey, tell you what. If you come, you can have dinner with us."
"Humm…watcha cookin'?"
"Well, Yami just cal..."
"WHAT! Yami's cookin'!?! Do yuh wanna kill somebody!?!"
"Joeeey…"whined a now deaf Yugi, "I never said that. Actually I was trying to tell you that Yami called Tea and asked her, to cook."
"Oh, well…why didn't ya say dat in da first place?"
Yugi sighed, he was still confused as to why a life-sized DMG was in his living room-not that he mind-but what was next, a Kiriboh…now all he wanted was that sense of order he once had," Look, Joey, are you coming or not…"
"Yeah, sure! Anythin' for you, man!"
"Thank you."
"No prob! What are friends for?...Speakin' of friends, did Tea say what she was makin' for dinner…'cause I'm starved!"
"Goodbye Joey…"said Yugi as he hung up the phone. He did not want another conversation involving food.
--Ding Dong
"I'll get it…"said a now tired, frustrated and cranky, Yugi, who-by the way-now also had a head-ache...
After the little 'talk' he had with Joey, he called Tristan-who said he'd come, but only because Serenity was coming-, Duke-who said pretty much the same, Mai and finally, the infamous, Kaibas[A/N: no wonder he had a head-ache! lol!].
With, what seemed the millionth time that day; he sighed and got up for the couch where he was, to answer the door. But as soon as he opened the door…
All he had time to see was a blue, white and yellow figure launch at him with lightening speed.
"Yugggiiiiiii!!!!!"It screamed angrily.
Out of total reflex, he ducked, only to send said creature into a display case with a loud "CRASH!!!"Yugi winced, while hoping and silently praying that that would have stopped the creature dead in its tracks. However, he hadn't prayed hard enough, for within a split second, the creature was right back on its feet-supposing it had feet- and heading straight for Yugi! Said male closed his eyes and put his hands out in front of him, preparing for impact. It never came. Instead, he found himself in his best friend's iron grip, being shaken violently.
"Yugi Motou!"
Yugi open his left eye slightly, at the sound of the familiar voice.
"What's da big idea, hangin' up on meh like dat!"
Yugi's eyes flew opened fully," J-Joey!?!"He stuttered and blinked, shock written all over his face in superscript.
"Well, duh!! Who'd yuh expect, Da Dark Magician!" the 'creature' now identified as Joey, retorted.
"Well…"Yugi couldn't answer, with the day he had, would could blame him? Part of him actually expected it to be said monster.
"What do yuh mean, wel…"he was suddenly interrupted by giggling, which was followed by a bang and then a moan.
/Wait, a moan…/Yugi did a double check a came to the seemingly obvious conclusion…
/NO…He wouldn't…/he thought as he ran into the living room with the rest of the gang-which had arrived the same time as Joey but were not noticed, since Joey, as always, made himself known more than the rest- following close behind. [A/N: the Kaibas aren't here yet.] The sight they came face to face with, was both shocking and interesting and yet, gross [A/N: Joey's words not mine, personally I love it so much that it's my fav pairing!] enough to scar them for life.
DMG was backed up against a wall, trapped in between Atem's gorgeous, muscular, tanned [A/N: HE'S SO F-I-N-E, fine!!!!!] arms, which were pressed against the wall on either side of her. They were exchanging tongues, kissing as if; their very lives depended on it. The kiss was full of passion and hunger, and yet also had 50% of it filled with love and trust.
Think, the kiss was so beautifully executed, that all that was visible! Anyone, correction, any idiot [A/N: And no, I don't mean Joey!] could see that there was serious sparks between these two.
Tea dropped the groceries, Duke dropped his dice [GASP!], Tristan stopped drooling over Serenity [Thank you Kami-sama!], while Joey stopped playing the role of 'over-protective brother,' [Alleluia!] and Mai, dropped her red Sasha lipstick and matching compact [Double GASP!!].
Unfortunately, all too soon, it ended…with the arrival of….Yugi's Grandpa, whom by the way, fainted like a pregnant woman at the sight of his newly adopted grandson [A/N: A real shocker, huh?] kissing what he thought was, and I quote Yugi on this one, 'a life-sized Dark Magician Girl.'
Neat, huh?
While all this was occurring, Atem and this DMG were still lost in each other's eyes. Yugi…no, he did not sigh, instead, he growled, loudly.
Atem, DMG and the rest of the gang- minus the Kaibas -heads' snapped around to the flustered sound.
"Would. Somebody. Please. Tell. Me. What. The. HECK. Is. Going. On. Here!"
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