Disclaimer: Hunter X Hunter and the movie Ring 0 are not mine…

Ring Zero: Coltopi's Version

A Hunter X Hunter Fiction

By: shadow knight

CHAPTER ONE: THE MOVIE

If you think the movie "Ring Zero" is just a movie, well, you're wrong… It really happened and I'm going to tell you about it--the way it really happened with some additional stuffs you'll read nowhere else but here.

One day the whole gang of Genei Ryodan (except for Ubogin because he's dead) went to watch a movie entitled--you guess it-- "Ring Zero"…

"Why did you pick this movie?" Machi asked Shalnarq while they were walking towards the movie house.

"I'm not the only one who picked this movie. Dancho also wants to see it," Shalnarq said.

When we entered the movie house we went to the back row to settle ourselves when a crashing sound was suddenly heard. A girl came to see what happened and we all saw Franklin on the floor atop a pile of broken rubbles. Because the chair was too small it wasn't able to hold his massive weight so he ended up sitting on the stairs with Feitan who he couldn't see the movie on his seat. On the other hand, I saw a box on the floor and made a copy of it to place in my chair. I put the woods of the chair wrecked by Franklin inside it to make it rigid and sat on the box to get a better view of the movie than the others. Shalnarq, on the other hand, had a problem, because a tall guy was blocking his view. So what he did was, he controlled the man and made him think of changing his seat far from us. After that we watched the movie in silence, when suddenly…

"Aaahh!" Machi screamed when the scene was on the house in the forest. In her shock, she inadvertently hugged her seatmate who happened to be--

"Don't worry I'm here to protect you," Hisoka said hugging Machi in return.

"Get your dirty hands off me, you clown!" Machi said punching the living daylights off Hisoka's face. The poor guy ended up slumped on his chair, swirly-eyed. (Imagine Hisoka swirly-eyed! ^0^)

After that nothing much happened again until the movie ended.

"Dancho let's go," Phinx said to Kuroro who seemed to didn't want to vacate his seat.

"I'll watch it again" Dancho said.

"We're going to wait for you at the restaurant outside," Pakunoda said.

"Hisoka," Shizuku said to Hisoka who was still sleeping on the chair.

"Don't wake that clown," Machi said pulling Shizuku away from the sleeping clown.

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At the restaurant…

"The movie's so beautiful" Shalnarq said before gulping down a spoonful of his rocky road ice cream.

"But do you believe that there's really a medicine that can stop one from growing?" Feitan said while eating his hamburger.

"That kind of medicine is true. I used it on my self," I said.

"You've used it on your self?!" Machi said out loud causing all the people inside to look at us.

"On the other hand you look like the other Sadako," Pakunoda said.

"Genei Ryodan!" someone suddenly shouted.

We all turned to the direction of the speaker and saw a blonde haired boy with chains on his right hand.

"The chain user!" Nobunaga said, standing up and grabbing his katana. The rest of us, however, realized we couldn't fight seriously on such a small place so we ran outside--except, of course, for Nobunaga who was ready to fight.

When we got outside, the people recognized some of us from the pictures released by the Mafia, so now all of them joined in the chase because of the reward. The whole group was dispersed and, fortunately, Bonorenolf and me were left to stay outside the movie house since our pictures were not among the ones the Mafia had so no one came after us. Pakunoda, on the other hand, was being chased by the chain user who was being chased in turn by Nobunaga, his sword drawn and swaying in the air.

There were two men painting a board outside the movie house. But we weren't really aware of their presence until the paint accidentally fell and hit the both of us. A white paint hit Bonorenolf--making him look more like a mummy--and a black paint blotched my head and hair. The workers apologized to the both of us many times that our anger finally turned into mercy and we decided to just spare them and return to our headquarters to wash out the paint.

***tzuku***

A/N: If it isn't too much to ask, please review me (by clicking that little button down there…) and help me improve my writing ^-^ This is my very first fiction so please be nice and gentle to me in your reviews, ne? Thank you very much!