Disclaimer: I don't own any Family Guy, Futurama, Kingdom Hearts, POTC, LOTR, or Fairly Odd Parents characters, but I do own all of my made up characters. On with the fic! OH and no flames please I'm just making some jokes and crap like that.
Sora floating in nothingness
Sora: I've been having these weird thoughts lately… like are my shoes real or not.
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Jack Sparrow, Will Turner and, Elizabeth Swann are riding in the middle of the ocean for no apparent reason.
Elizabeth being the kind of woman she is, spots something.
Elizabeth: Will what is that gigantic black thing that looks like a giant hole
Will is playing with a practice sword in the corner
Will: Aye avast what was that Miss Swann I mean Elizabeth oh God damn it when will I get that right
Jack: Maybe never son* Jumps from crow's nest * but I can do your make-up for free.
Will: No I don't want to be that much of a pirate now
Elizabeth: Hello over here we are nearing a giant black hole.
Jack and Will snicker
Elizabeth: I'M SERIOUS
Jack: Oh my god what is that
All three: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The boat soars into the black hole
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Planet Express Building
In the lounge
At that big circle table
Everyone sits their
Professor walks in with a sombrero on
Professor: Good news everyone I have a new assignment for you
Fry: Uh Professor why are you wearing that hat?
Professor: What this *takes off hat* no reason, anyway I have an assignment for you
Rest: Aw
Bender: Aw hell
Leela: What is it Professor and who is it for?
Professor: This is for Fry, Leela, Bender and Dr. Zoidberg
Dr Zoidberg: Hooray
Bender: Wait where the hell are we going?
Professor: I was getting to that Bender, anyway your mission is to go to this newly formed black hole and get up close pictures of it.
Fry: No packages well that's a twist.
Professor: Yes some photography company is trying to find people daring enough to go to this black hole at the risk of death
Bender: Aw great another one of those
Leela, Fry, Bender, and Zoidberg board the ship
Leela: Fry status report
Fry: Buttons being pressed and beeping is sounding Captain
Zoidberg: Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Hooray my first real mission
Leela: We are approaching the black hole
Bender starts to twitch and shake
Fry: Wow he's twitching almost as badly as Zoidberg when he hears the word "food"
Zoidberg: Who said food *twitches* who who?
Leela: Maybe it's the black hole messing with his insides
Bender: No you fool I haven't had enough alcohol
Leela: Fry quick get the emergency Gin
Bender: No I need beer or whiskey
Leela: All we have is Gin, Dannon yogurt, and dog food
Bender: Give me the yogurt
Zoidberg: Give me the dog food YAY!
Planet Express Ship: Warning Warning to close to black hole taking in ship
Fry: Oh no
Bender: Oh no
Leela: Oh no
Zoidberg: Yum dog food!
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Outside of Fanghorn Forest
Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli are riding on horses when they notice the same black hole
Legolas: Aragorn what is that
Gimli: Isn't obvious it is a spell mastered by Soromon
Aragorn: Let us ride to it and inspect it closer
The three ride up to the black hole and it pulls them clear off they're horses
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The Griffin home
The family sits in front of the TV Peter Griffin has a beer in one hand and the remote in the other, Meg sits in the floor, Chris stares at the TV with a daze in his eyes, Lois sits their quietly reading Woman's Day magazine. Brian the dog sips his dry martini and Stewie works on a new ray gun.
An explosion sound comes form upstairs, the family continues to watch. Brian and Stewie the only ones to notice go upstairs to investigate.
They see a black hole
Stewie: What in the hell I could use this to kill Lois with dog…dog?
The black hole had already pulled Brian in.
Stewie: well yes VICTROY IS MINE *the black hole pulls Stewie in* aw damn it
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Timmy Turner's House
Timmy: Cosmo Wanda I'm really bored
Wanda: Well you do have Fairly God Parents you know
Cosmo: No I don't know but I don't know a lot of things
Timmy: You guys are right I wish I was on an epic quest with lots of other interesting people!
Cosmo and Wanda raise their wands the black hole appears and pulls all three of them in.
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Joe's house
In the living room
Him and his friends sit and talk
Joe
Jenna
F lobe
Sharon
Arthur
Samantha
Frailoh
Mr. Banana
Basically the same thing happened they all went in to the black hole yada yada yada
End
Yay thanks for reading sorry it was so long Review I'm insane bye