Disclaimer: Lulz. I don't own Maximum Ride. Or any of the characters.

Max

Fang

Nudge

Iggy

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(Nudge hands Iggy something.)

It's a hat!

(Iggy puts it on his head)

Feels like Max's bra…

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Fang, may I borrow your sharpie?

Why?

Because it smells so good!

-sniffs-

(Max slams the sharpie up Fangs nose)

MWAHAHAHA!

Ow…

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Iggy? How would you know what Max's bra feels like?

Uhhhh…

(1 hour prior to the conversation)

No, Iggy, No!!!...Ahh! Stop! Don't! NOOO!

Hehehe, how I love frilly things!

Iggy, you're ruining the laundry. Please stop! DDD:

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Whenever I feel like it, I'll update.

Maybe every day, week, month, hour, whatever. Random conversations inspire me.