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WAIT! I own the ENTIRE Butter Nut franchise! So do NOT steal it! (MuahahahaAA!)

Note: PG; because it has been edited by FUNImation... GOSH! How did they find me? ANOTHER Note: I'm editing all of the chapters again because my computer has decided to ruin my set-up. Woo HOO! (don't ask. Really, it's just too painful…)

"Koko, and the butternut guild, lalalaaa lalaaaa... KOKO! And the Bu- huh-tter nut Ba-hay-bays!" sang a seemingly alone Vegeta. Little did he know, Goku and Gohan were just around the corner.

"KoooooKoooo, you are a butter nut! A nut from a butter treeee! I love you and your song! So I'm gonna buuuuuy your CD-ROM!"

"Gohan..." whispered Goku. "What are butter nuts?"

"I dunno," Gohan whispered back, "what's a CD ROM?"

"HEY! WHAT'S UP VEGETA MY MAN? How's my butta nut baby, Mic Nutty?" said Piccolo as he crawled through Vegeta's window.

"He's just fine!" Vegeta said referring to the stuffed peanut resting in his spiky hair.

"OH MY GOD! WHAT DID YOU DO?" screamed Piccolo in surprising terror.

"What? I see nothing wrong here." replied Vegeta.

"YOU... YOU! YOU CAN'T HAVE THE BUTTER NUT BABY ON YOUR HEAD WITHOUT SHAMPOOING WITH THE BUTTER NUT SCENTED SHAMPOO FIRST!" screamed Piccolo.

"OH MY GEE GOLLY GOSH DARN! (FUNImation edit) I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT! I ran out of it last night! SERVANT GIRL!"

As Bulma walked closer to Vegeta's room, she noticed two saiyans laughing their rear ends' off. (FUNImation edit)

"Vegeta, would you like me to invite your little friends to your room, or did you have something more important for me to do? After all, these invites ARE delaying your 'Happy Nut Happy Butter' Dinner!" said an annoyed Bulma.

"... Friends? ... Piccolo, do I have friends?" Vegeta asked confused.

"Well, there's Koko, Butta Boo, Butta Betty, Nutty Nate, Buttery Beatrice, Wa-"

"Okay okay, who is it women?" interrupted Vegeta.

"HAHAHAAA! HI GUYS!" laughed Goku entering the room.

"What? K-Kakarrot? W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w?"

"Hello Mr. Piccolo." said Gohan.

"G-G-Gohan? W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w?"

"What they mean to say is ahem WHAT ARE YOU DOLTS DOING IN THE BUTTERNUT GUILD HEADQUARTERS?" said Bulma mimicking Vegeta.

"What are Butternuts?" asked Gohan.

Piccolo, trying to stand up straight and remain 'calm', replied, "The Butter Nuts happen to be the coolest, hippest, funnest invention known to the world at this period of time. Not to mention the company has made millions, and with the upcoming card game, will make BILLIONS! And the biggest buyer is our own VEGETA!"

"YOU DIDN'T NEED TO TELL THEM THAT!" blushed Vegeta.

"You should be proud of it! You DID buy most of the store out anyway." whispered Piccolo.

"It looks like you don't know EVERYTHING Gohan." teased Bulma. "Even I know all about Butter Nuts!"

"Are they edible?" asked Goku poking the butter nut baby on Vegeta's unshampood head.

"NO THEY ARE NOT EDIBLE!" yelled Vegeta, "AND STOP POKING MIC NUTTY! You'll hurt his feelings..."

"How come I've never seen your collection of Butter Nuts before?" asked Goku.

Vegeta slowly walked to his 'under the bed area' as if they were his last steps of life. He leaned over and rummaged through a pile of junk and/or worldly possessions... and rummaged... and rummaged... and

FIVE HOURS LATER

"AHA! FOUND IT! PICCOLO! KAKARROT! GOHAN!" screamed Vegeta as all of the called people entered the- can it even be called a room anymore? After all... it took Vegeta 5 Hours of emptying his 'under the bed place', and now no one can remember if he owned a rug...

"THAT'S your collection of Butter Nuts?" asked Goku.

"No you foolish monkey (FUNImation edit)... this is a capsule that holds my collection. Come, follow me to the Butter Nut Hall Room."

Knowing their answers would soon be answered, everyone followed Vegeta into a secret stair case that eventually, maybe, hopefully, would lead to their destination.

Did you like it? Well I know this is a bit strange, and I'm making NO promises to whether it will be more sane or not... To tell you the truth... I've only have a few ideas including the BNTCG. So anything is helpful at this point. Thank you. Muhhahahaaa... I didn't do anything... You CAN'T prove it!