Prologue:
Harry Potter was very bored. He was thinking of something to do when he heard giggling. He decided to check it out. Two redheaded twins were surrounding a parer titled 50 Thing Not to do at Hogwarts. He had an idea. A brilliant idea. "I want in," he said bluntly. Fred was starting to protest when George stood up for him. "He could help us with the list." They spoke privately in hushed tones for a second, when the decided to let me in on it. This was going to be good.
