1) Kill a kikai in front of him
2) Remind him that he has a girl's name
3) Tear off the limbs of an insect in front of him and slowly kill it
4) Tell him that Naruto and Hinata have a kid
5) Tell him that he is gay
6) Tell him that Kiba recently bought a venus fly trap and it ate one of his kikai
7) Steal all his shades and say that Naruto took them and sold them to get more money for ramen
8) Tell him that Naruto forgot who he was but still remember the other villagers
9) Give him a bug spray
10) Tell him that Kiba told everyone that he likes Hinata