"What do you mean that somebody is in the top secret room in which all 73 augments are held!" James Tiberius Kirk hollered down his comm.
Scratch that- Captain James Tiberius Kirk.
A muffled and scratchy response came out of the receiver.
"Fine! I'm on my way!" Captain Kirk climbed out of bed and threw on his uniform. With a hurried, "Sorry ladies" over his shoulder, he left his room, that now contained his possessions and two very disgruntled female Orions.
At the compound in which is hidden the top secret room containing all 73 crytubes and an intruder-
Kirk and Spock poked their head around a corner and squinted.
"Clear," muttered Kirk.
"Indeed," muttered Spock.
They snuck to a door and opened it, once again poking their heads around the corner. Kirk looked both ways with a shifty expression and started humming the Mission Impossible theme song.
"Captain, may I inquire as to what song you are humming and the reason you are jeopardizing our mission with it?" Spock asked, stoic as ever.
Kirk stopped humming and looked around innocently, "What song? I wasn't humming any song…"
Spock shushed him and they poked their heads around yet another corner and their they say their target.
A man in a long dark coat was keying open the door to the room that held the cryotubes and after that was accomplished, he slipped in without a sound.
"I believe that we should intercept him before he wakes up one of the augments, captain," Spock intoned seriously.
"Mmmm, no. I don't like that plan, how 'bout we go in that room right there-" Kirk pointed to the room in which the mysterious man had disappeared, "and catch him before he wakes up one of those human popsicles."
Spock stared at him and opened his mouth to reply, before thinking better of it and tilting his head a little instead.
They walked over to the door and opened it.
Inside, the figure in black was kneeling over one of the cryotubes and Kirk succeeded in startling said figure with a rather loud, 'Ahem'.
The figure straightened himself and pulled back his hood to reveal the face of none other than Nero himself.
Spock raised an eyebrow and Kirk started throwing a fit.
"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD! YOUR SHIP BLEW UP, SPOCK BLEW IT UP, DIDN'T YOU SPOCK!" he screamed.
"Actually, Captain, it was sucked into a wormhole, not blown up," Spock said, appearing totally unruffled by Nero's sudden appearence.
"SAME DIFFERENCE!" Kirk hollered.
They were both distracted by Nero, who finally decided to say something, "NYAH, NYAH, NYAH! Yes! I have returned! I fell through time and space, an eternity of pain and suffering, when I found myself in the stars and-"
"This is an illogical conversation, I am going to use the restroom," Spock said, before exiting. Both Nero and Kirk stared after him before locking gazes once more.
"What was I saying?" Nero asked, looking very confused.
Kirk shrugged and said, "Why don't we just cut to the 'I chase you, you run, I capture you' scene?"
Nero nodded, "Sounds good to me." And he began running.
Kirk lunged forwards with a mighty, "Get back here you son of a- OOF!"
The reason that the sentence above was ended like that, is that Kirk's forward momentum was impeded by none other than a cryotube. Kirk tripped and landed with his face pressed to the glass covering the face of the resident of said cryotube. A beep and a hiss split the silence and Kirk opened his eyes, only to find that he was staring into the icy blue orbs that belonged to none other than the great Khan Noonien Singh himself.
A/N: Dun dun dun!
I am back with yet another ridiculous story that makes absolutely no sense at all! Yay! So, whoever is reading this- this kind of came to me and is going to be a three-shot and I really hope it makes you guys laugh. That's the purpose of these kinds of stories. They are also to make fun of Cpt. Kirk, whom I wholeheartedly hate.
*grins* Drop a review and tell me what you think! Heehee.
Rousdower out *sashays away*