NARUTO WHAT THE HELL HAST THOU DONE??!!!

Chapter 1. The continuation begins

DISCLAIMER: recorded message: we do not own Naruto……static we would...static….but unfortunately…static

"Oh for..." switches tape player off, "We do not own Naruto!!! Are you happy now??!!!!"

Previously on Naruto where art thou?…..

Naruto wished as hard as he could and suddenly-

BOOM!!!! Bob appeared, wearing a Tee- shirt that read,

FULLMETAL

ALCHEMIST

"What?" Bob asked in an annoyed voice, "Oh," he said noticing Naruto, "It's you." Naruto grinned at him.

"YAY!!! It worked!!!"

"Well," Bob sighed, "I suppose you want a wish hmmm?"

"YES!!!" Naruto yelled, "I wish Konoha was back to normal!!"

"Whatever kid." Bob growled, "I make no promises that this will work out…"

Naruto woke up to find himself in a warm, comfortable bed. He rolled over and saw, to his great horror a naked Sasuke, lying next to him with his arms around Naruto's waist.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto disentangled himself from the other ninja's arms and then promptly fell out of the bed in his hurry to get as far away from Sasuke as he possibly could.

"WHAT THE F H IS GOING ON???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed, his eyes darting wildly around the room. There came a groan from the bed, Naruto looked up to see a sleepy Sasuke smiling down at him. Wait……Sasuke was smiling……at him……a warning bell rang loud and clear in Naruto's head….something was definitely not right!

"Mhh…Naruto, what are you doing?" Sasuke asked, an amused expression on his face as he watched his little blond quiver in terror.

"What, what, what??" Naruto felt like he was about to cry, "Where am I?!" Sasuke cocked his head to one side, and sat up, his amused smile growing wider on his face.

"You're at home." He said shortly, stretching out his arms. "What are you doing on the floor?"

"What am I doing?!" Naruto yelled, "What are you doing??! In my bed??!!!"

Sasuke laughed.

"Oh, so you want to play a game?"

"What? No??!! I- I-….." suddenly a light flicked on his head. "Wait a minute….this is BOB's fault!!!"

Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "Who is Bob?"

Naruto wasn't listening, he was muttering to himself, and trying to figure out what was going on. He wasn't making much head way though….. he was still stuck on the fact that he had woken up next to SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!

Sasuke sighed, and stood up, wrapping the duvet around him, "I'm going to go and make breakfast." He walked over to Naruto, and kissed him on the cheek before exiting the room.

Now, we all love Naruto, and as such, we all know how slow he can be, so therefore, we can believe that it took him several long minutes before he realised Sasuke had kissed him.

"EEEEWWWW!!!!" he yelled, wiping his face on a discarded pillow. "Okay, okay…" he stood up and started walking around in a little circle, "This is a bad dream, that's it a bad dream!! I'm going to wake up now!! Now!!…….now!!! Okay, that didn't work, so umm… maybe, maybe………..this is all a joke!!! A JOKE!!!"

Sasuke walked back into the room, wearing a black T-shirt and black jeans,

"Hey, Naru – chan." He said, depositing the duvet back on the bed, "Sakura and TenTen are here. They want to know if you know where Lee is training today, and breakfast is ready."

Naruto looked up at Sasuke, "Okay," he said quickly, the thought of food driving all other thoughts out of his brain. He started to walk towards the door, but Sasuke stopped him, with a tap on the shoulder.

"Uh, Naruto?" he said, a grin lighting up his face, "Maybe you should get dressed first."

Naruto looked down at himself in confusion, and then went so red that he looked like a tomato.

"AAH!" he choked out, holding a pillow up to. …hide behind, "I'm not wearing anything!!!"

"…I know." Said Sasuke slowly, "That's what I just said. Are you sure you didn't hit your head when you fell out of bed this morning?"

"I- need to ….put clothes on…go away." Naruto choked out… backing away from Sasuke, "You need to go…now…"

Sasuke raised an eyebrow but didn't say anything. He just smiled and went back down to the kitchen, he was sure Naruto was fine, he was just playing another game.

Back upstairs, Naruto was crying.

"WHY ME?!" he wailed, "WHY ME?!"

end of chapter one.

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Sayonara for now!!!