An: So, this insane thought popped into my head, and I could not stop laughing about it. You know, if it makes me laugh for more than a minute….. It's probably dangerous, gross, or any other thing that mark's a person's decent into insanity. (But I was insane in the first place.) Well, this though made me giggle all through Algebra, so I hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own HP. Pity really.
Hemione's Exploded Brains
"So, why isn't Hermione going back to school this year?" asked Neville for the third time. They were on the Hogwarts express, going for another action-danger-homework packed school year.
"We told you Neville!" exclaimed Ron.
"So, here's the story…." began Harry, humoring Neville. "Hermione was doing a ton of work over the school year, like a special project or extra credit or something, and then, she did so much, HER BRAIN EXPLODED! Brian got everywhere! Now she's in St. Mungo's. Their trying to put her brain's back in as we speak." finished Harry.
"Oh." said Neville slowly. "That makes sense."