DYLAN'S TEENAGE DREAM
Our "hero" Dylan lies in his bed, eyes closed, dreaming of his one true love, Mariah, she has a light cocoa skin tone, Not at all matching the pale white freckly body of Dylan. Her shiny black hair waving in the wind as they ride on top of his galloping stallion. He slowly looks over to her face, she seemed to be enjoying it, he knew what he would do next would really put a smile on her face.
Dylan slowly lifted his right hand reached over and slipped his warm clammy hands into her very skinny jeans, a tight fit, but he would get over it. His mind was running a thousand miles a minute. He continued his "journey" putting down three fingers and keeping the middle and ring finger still out. In one quick motion he intruded her womanhood and suddenly she screams, she screams as loud as she could. Dylan's eyes shot open, palms sweaty, breathing heavily. His alarm was going off. He zipped over to his large closet and rummaged around, a lock of Mariah's hair. "Mmmmmm" he moaned "Smells just like her."
He waltzed out his front door still in his boxers and a t-shirt, singing "I love Mariah, yes I do, I love Mariah, how 'bout you?" He knocked on Mariah's door. She answered the door with man juice on her face. He was heartbroken, he looked in the house and there was Bryce lying on his back scrubbing his tub. "Come on Mariah, I can't keep this erection forever!" Bryce slowly moaned.
Dylan burst into tears, running back to his house. He dodged the loveseats and the sofa in the living room, bolting to the kitchen. He reached his destination or should I say final destination, he reached over to grasp the sharpest knife he could find and pierced his chest with the steak knife. He fell to his knees, not yet deceased he yanked the knife back out and pushed it into his skull.
Days later, Mariah rang the door bell to see Dylan but instead she found everyone wearing black, crying next to pictures of him. Mariah stayed and mourned for a few minutes, and then she swiftly turned around to get penetrated by Bryce and Jesse.
THE END