Oh dearies! A new fic! Yeps.

The Warnings: Yaoi (but of course), language, sexual content (eventually), and the writings of a girl who has never once been to Disney World, let alone worked there.

A young blond man walked down the hallway of a Disney hotel; actually he was sort of bouncing. He was also humming "It's A Small World" off-key as he checked the door numbers. Reaching the wooden door with a chipped number '10' painted on the brass plaque he opened the door. There were two cheap beds with wooden frames and sheets. Two? He shrugged, becoming slightly more distracted by the fact that there was no air conditioning, and it was summer in Florida. He glared at the empty window a bit before plopping his heavy suitcase down on the bed and opening it to unpack. All the while he continued to (badly) hum random, annoying Disney songs.

Just minutes after the young blond man had entered the room a black-haired man was walking down the same hallway. There was a definite difference in personality though. While the blond had been bouncing down the hallway and humming, the raven-haired man was just walking, checking the door numbers. He stopped at a door and opened it to enter his room. But there was someone already in it. Someone wearing an orange shirt and humming "I Just Can't Wait to Be King" so badly it was barely recognizable, no less.

"What are you doing in my room?" He asked.

The orange-shirt-wearing blond turned around to look at him from where was putting away a pair of obnoxious orange and yellow swimming trunks. The raven noticed three lines on his cheeks that looked like whiskers. "Dude, this is my room."

"I'm afraid it's not, because it's mine."

"Dude, I have a note right here," He pulled out a piece of paper, "Room ten." He pointed at the text on the paper for emphasis.

"I have a note too." The dark-haired man said. He looked down at his note, the blond looked at his. They both had room ten written on them, and also something else. Fine print, down at the bottom that neither of them had bothered to read apparently: "You will be rooming with another person."

"Well shit," the blond said. Then he looked up at the other person. "I'm Naruto Uzumaki! Chip!" He said brightly.

The raven frowned slightly, well now it made sense. "Sasuke Uchiha, Dale." He walked over to the bed that Naruto hadn't taken over and set his large suitcase on it. He noted that there was only one dresser, and no air-conditioner. 'Well Disney employees sure don't live the good life do they?' He thought to himself.

"I'm here for a summer job before heading off to college," Naruto said as Sasuke began to unpack. "What about you?"

"Same." Sasuke said, walking over to the dresser and beginning to pile his clothes in. Which he soon realized contrasted amazingly with the blonds'. Where as Sasuke's were mostly dark blue or black (minus one pair of white shorts) Naruto's were mostly orange, yellow, and red. With the occasional white. This kid either liked being blinded by himself, or he was a serious pyro. Either way Sasuke didn't look forward to rooming with him too much.

"So how old are you?" Naruto said, attempting to engage the raven in conversation, not yet sensing that he wasn't the conversational type.

"Eighteen." Sasuke answered putting in the second to last pile of clothes.

"Sweet, I'll be eighteen in a couple weeks!" Naruto answered excitedly. He waited for Sasuke to say something, maybe along the lines of; "Sweet!" but got nothing. He figured Sasuke was the quiet type. He looked a tad bit emo to be honest. With the duck-butt hair in the back and the bangs. All he was missing was the eyeliner and girl pants. Naruto stood up and went to sit over on his bed. The sun was already starting to go down as they'd both arrived in the late afternoon. "So uh, we're supposed to go talk to the manager or whatever tonight. Wanna go down with me?" he asked hopefully.

Sasuke considered denying for a moment so he could get away from the obnoxious yellow wonder, but then he realized that would be pretty stupid since he did have to go. Not to mention he would be spending his entire summer with the blond so he might as well get used to it. Closing the dresser drawer he stood up and nodded. They walked out of the room together, clashing brilliantly. Naruto with his bright hair and clothes and deep tan, Sasuke with his dark clothes and black hair contrasting with his pale skin. That being said they were both handsome. Sasuke in a more beautiful way though, and Naruto in a sort of surfer way. He looked perfect in the warm, sunny Florida atmosphere.

The two walked down the stairs to the lobby of the hotel. It wasn't decorated very extravagantly. The decor was mostly Disney based and there were some palm trees and other tropical-looking plant places throughout it. When they reached the front desk a pretty woman with short-black hair, Shizune according to the brass nameplate on the desk, greeted them. "How may I help you?" she said with a smile.

"Hello Shizune. We're workers; we're looking for the manager's office." Naruto said. Sasuke just stood there with his hands stuck in his pockets.

"Just go through that door to the left and it's down that hallway." she said, pointing at the door.

"Thanks," Naruto gave her a bright smile and walked away with Sasuke.

Walking down the hallway it didn't take long to find which door was the right one, as there were about three in the whole hallway. They knocked on the door that said Management, a hard female voice said "Come in."

The two young men entered the office. It wasn't very big, it had room for a desk, a few filing cabinets, and a wardrobe, but it was air-conditioned. What they first noticed however was the woman behind the desk. She looked quite young, she was pretty with long blond hair, and well, she was stacked. She was practically busting out of the white v-neck top she was wearing. Naruto stared with his mouth open for a moment before Sasuke nudged him. Naruto blinked rapidly and his tan whiskered cheeks were tinged with a slight pink.

"May I help you?" the woman asked sounding bored. Sasuke noticed a half-empty (or half-full if you insist) bottle of Pinot Grigio and a wine glass on her desk.

Naruto quickly checked the nameplate, "Uh yeah Ms. Sannin, you see-"

"Don't call me that. Do I look old enough to be addressed by my last name?" She asked angrily.

"Uh, no." Naruto muttered a bit unsurely.

"Right. Continue."

"Well we're working here this summer as characters."

"Mhmm, what characters are you?" She asked, standing up.

"Chip and Dale." Sasuke answered as Naruto had gone back to staring at Tsunade.

The woman went over to the wardrobe and pulled out two blond furry costumes, she held them out while continuing to rummage near the bottom. Naruto eagerly went to take them from her. Tsunade straightened up and held out two heads to them, Sasuke grabbed them. "I'm not sure which is Chip and which is Dale. There might be names or something, not that it really matters that much, they look exactly the same anyway." She took a seat at her desk and poured some wine into the glass. "So, you start tomorrow at nine. You don't need to sign in or anything, but people will notice of you're missing. If one of you comes down sick tell us. You will be required to walk the park together, since you're a pair." She was going through all of this as if she didn't even have to think about it. And she probably didn't. "You work through five; you get two fifteen minute breaks throughout the day, three if it's a really hot day, and one thirty minute lunch break. You get a discount on any food place in the park, and a free dinner. Other than that, just be nice and remember to entertain the little kids." She downed the glass and turned to her paper work, Sasuke and Naruto took this as a cue to leave.

When they got back to the room they decided to set about figuring who got which costume. Sasuke looked at the heads, they were awful. They had huge eyes and grins bigger than those. He picked one up, there was a post-it stuck to the inside. "This one says Chip." he said handing it to Naruto and picking up the other head. He inspected the costumes but could find no indication of which character either one was. "Is one bigger than the other?" he asked.

"No, not like that would matter anyway, we're the same height." Naruto said.

Sasuke glanced at him and realized he had a point. He hadn't noticed that before. He grabbed one of the costumes and put it on the foot of his bed with his head. Naruto did the same on his bed. He looked at Sasuke for a moment; Sasuke was about to ask him what meds he was on (or off) when he said, "I'm starving. Does the hotel have a restaurant?"

Sasuke shrugged, "No idea. Most hotels do though."

"Care to go find it with me?" Naruto asked with a grin.

So once again they found themselves traipsing to the front desk of the lobby. "Shizune," Naruto flashed a handsome smile, "Care to direct us to food?"

She smiled at him, "There's a restaurant down that hallway," she pointed to the left, "Or there's plenty of restaurants placed around the park. Epcot has some of the best ones."

"Okay, thank you." Naruto said brightly. God he was about to give Sasuke a headache from too much brightness.

"What are your names?"

"Naruto Uzumaki."

She looked at Sasuke expectantly.

"Sasuke Uchiha." He informed in his much deeper voice.

Shizune smiled and waved to them as they walked down the hallway to the left. Sasuke was horrified to hear Naruto humming "Under the Sea". Luckily he was saved having to put up with it by them finding the restaurant. As soon as they walked through the door a man with brown hair that was pulled back into a ponytail and a scar across his nose asked them, "Do you two have reservations?"

"Er, no."

"Its reservation only, I'm sorry."

"Bu-but, we're employees!"

"Do you have your employee card with you?"

Naruto cursed, "Uh no, but I swear we work here. And I'm starving!"

The man smiled kindly, "All right, I'll take your word for it. There's a table for two over by the window."

"Thank you so much!" For a moment it seemed as though Naruto was going to hug the man, and then he did. Sasuke was seriously regretting coming to dinner with the idiot.

They walked over to the empty table and sat at it. While they waited for a waiter they looked around at the decor of the restaurant. It was decorated very nicely and there wasn't a Disney character or theme in sight. It looked like a normal restaurant, except the music in the background appeared to be orchestra versions of Disney songs. Sasuke was going to get sick of those songs very quickly.

After a few minutes (it wasn't a very busy night) a waiter walked up to their table. He set two menus out for them, "Hello, he said in a stuffy voice, "I'm your waiter Udon." He turned away for a moment to sneeze. He looked sick as a dog. "What would you like to drink?" he asked, sniffing.

Naruto looked away from his waiter and took a glance at the drink section of his menu which was conveniently located right on the back. "I'll have a coke."

Udon wrote this down and turned to Sasuke, "Same." he said.

"I'll be back with your drinks." he said and walked away.

Naruto scanned the menu with bright, eager blue eyes. Food always made him excited. The blond was disappointed to see that there wasn't any ramen on the menu. This restaurant officially sucked. Looking further he decided he was in the mood for pizza, and they had meat lovers. Smiling happily at the prospect of a medium pizza all to himself he set his menu down.

Sasuke also had his menu set down after deciding on a cheeseburger and fries. It wasn't long before Udon came back with their drinks. Sasuke took his and discreetly checked it for snot. Just to make sure.

"Are you ready to order?" Udon sniffled holding his notepad.

"Yeah, I'll have the medium meat lover's pizza." Naruto said happily.

"And you?" Udon said as he finished writing Naruto's order.

"Cheeseburger."

"Okay I'll be back soon with your meals."

Naruto relaxed and glanced out the window that was right next to them. He was somewhat surprised to see that they had a view of the pool. This wasn't necessarily a bad thing. 'Yes, it is a very bad thing!' he screamed in his mind. For getting out of the pool was a fat man that had to at least be in his fifties. He walked over to an equally fat woman who was wearing (horror of horrors) a bikini. Naruto shuddered and turned away from the window. Never again.

He didn't notice Sasuke's raised brow.

"So Sasuke, where are you from anyway?" Naruto asked.

"New Jersey," Sasuke answered looking boredly at a plant hanging a few feet behind Naruto.

"Whoa, Jersey. You from one of the parts with all the crime?"

Sasuke nodded, turning his attention to one of the ice cubes floating in his coke.

"I'm from Missouri myself."

Sasuke looked up, raising a brow. Missouri? Missouri rooming with New Jersey? What the hell? He had been sure that the entire population of Missouri was cows and shit. Maybe not. Though now he thought about it, there was a slight twang in Naruto's obnoxious voice.

Sasuke made a pact with himself, then and there. Something that would affect the rest of his life.

He was never going to Missouri.

Sorry to anyone from Missouri! Nothing against it, I just used it for the sake of a random state.

Read and review dearies. It will make me so happy that the I might just pop out a couple more chapters to everything this week.