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Censor:PG
Reason:Some mild violence
Genre:Humor
Title:The G-Boys get in a pie fight.
Author:Heero 195
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It was a warm and fuzzy day at the colony L3X18999.The Gundam Boys had been staying here for some time.Life was good for them.There was no more wars,everybody liked the 5 boys,It was the middle of summer.yes life was good.... until one day.
Duo:It's too hot!!!!I hate summer!!!
Quatre:Well i think that summer is a wonderful season!There are birds chirping,the flowers are in bloom!Besides, your only hot because you're wearing a three layer jacket.
Duo:Oh Yeah!!I had forgotten I was wearing this jacket since last christmas!
The boys had been staying at a Mansion that Quatre had Recently bought.It was about the same size as Quatre's mansion back in Arabia.
Quatre walked over to Heero and Trowa who were sitting on a couch staring at nothing.
Quatre:Do you two like summer?
Heero & Trowa: ............
Quatre:Excuse me?
Heero & Trowa: .............
Quatre:What was that?
Heero & Trowa: .............
Quatre:Can you speak up?I can't hear you!!!
Duo:No, No, No.You get their attention like this.
Duo hid behind the couch and suddenly sprang out waving his arms and screaming.
Duo:HEEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!TRRRROOOWWWAAA!!!
RELENA IS COMING OVER!!!!!!!!!!
Trowa & Heero:AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!EVERYBODY HIDE!!!!!!WE MUST ESCAPE THIS HORROR!!!!!!!!!!
Heero and Trowa ran screaming like little girls into the kitchen.Pots and pans were heard falling to the floor.
Quatre:Oh no!!!They're messing up the kitchen!NNNNNNOOOOOO!!!
Heero and Trowa came back to the room.They each had a pan on their head and a pie in their hands.
Trowa & Heero(In a very stern soldierly voice):You two!Behind the couch!!NOW!!!
Duo and Quatre:Yes sir!!
Duo and Quatre knelt behind the couch followed by Trowa & Heero.
Heero:We have a good view of the door from here.That way,we can hit Relena's ugly-ass face when she opens the door.
Trowa:Good plan Heero!
Heero and Trowa got into their Firing positions.Suddenly,footsteps were heard outside.The footsteps stopped outside the door.
Heero:Ready......
The doorknob slowly turned.
Heero:Aim....
The door slowly creaked open.
Heero:FIRE!!!!
Heero and Trowa threw their pies at the person and hit him on the face.But they made a big mistake.
Trowa:oops.
Wufei:Ack!!!WHY DID YOU THROW PIES AT ME YOU ONNAS!!!
Duo:Sorry Wufei!We thought you were Relena Peace of crap!
Duo laughed at his own joke,but Wufei was not amused.
Wufei:OH!!I GET IT!!NOW YOUR SAYING THAT I LOOK LIKE THAT UGLY SON OF A (BEEP!!)WELL,TAKE THIS!!!
Wufei got a pie out of nowhere and threw it at Duo.The pie hit Duo right on the face.
Duo:Nooooooooooo!!!!!HOW DARE YOU UPSET THE GOD OF DEATH!!YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED!!!!
Duo got a pie out of nowhere and threw it at Wufei and missed.
A/N:To save the time,the boys get all their pies out of nowhere.
Wufei:You suck!!!!!You throw like a girl!!
The boys continued on with their fight,Menwhile Outside
Relena:Ah,I finnaly found you Heero.
Relena walked over to the door and opened it.She saw the boys fighting.
Heero was about to throw a pie at Duo but saw Relena Behind him.This gave Heero an Idea.
Heero:DUO!!!GET DOWN!!
Heero threw the pie Just as Duo threw himself to the floor and hit Relena right on the face.
All:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Relena:Okay Heero,I'm going to count to 10 and if you are still laughing By the time I stop,I will be VERY UPSET!
Heero:No,No,No Relena.You have it all wrong.You won't even be able to count to one.
Heero got out his Gun and shot Relena in the face.
All:RELENA IS DEAD!!YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Quatre:This calls for a celebration!!
So the boys had a party celebrating Relena's death
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I hope that you liked it!!Please Review!
Heero 195
Censor:PG
Reason:Some mild violence
Genre:Humor
Title:The G-Boys get in a pie fight.
Author:Heero 195
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It was a warm and fuzzy day at the colony L3X18999.The Gundam Boys had been staying here for some time.Life was good for them.There was no more wars,everybody liked the 5 boys,It was the middle of summer.yes life was good.... until one day.
Duo:It's too hot!!!!I hate summer!!!
Quatre:Well i think that summer is a wonderful season!There are birds chirping,the flowers are in bloom!Besides, your only hot because you're wearing a three layer jacket.
Duo:Oh Yeah!!I had forgotten I was wearing this jacket since last christmas!
The boys had been staying at a Mansion that Quatre had Recently bought.It was about the same size as Quatre's mansion back in Arabia.
Quatre walked over to Heero and Trowa who were sitting on a couch staring at nothing.
Quatre:Do you two like summer?
Heero & Trowa: ............
Quatre:Excuse me?
Heero & Trowa: .............
Quatre:What was that?
Heero & Trowa: .............
Quatre:Can you speak up?I can't hear you!!!
Duo:No, No, No.You get their attention like this.
Duo hid behind the couch and suddenly sprang out waving his arms and screaming.
Duo:HEEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!TRRRROOOWWWAAA!!!
RELENA IS COMING OVER!!!!!!!!!!
Trowa & Heero:AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!EVERYBODY HIDE!!!!!!WE MUST ESCAPE THIS HORROR!!!!!!!!!!
Heero and Trowa ran screaming like little girls into the kitchen.Pots and pans were heard falling to the floor.
Quatre:Oh no!!!They're messing up the kitchen!NNNNNNOOOOOO!!!
Heero and Trowa came back to the room.They each had a pan on their head and a pie in their hands.
Trowa & Heero(In a very stern soldierly voice):You two!Behind the couch!!NOW!!!
Duo and Quatre:Yes sir!!
Duo and Quatre knelt behind the couch followed by Trowa & Heero.
Heero:We have a good view of the door from here.That way,we can hit Relena's ugly-ass face when she opens the door.
Trowa:Good plan Heero!
Heero and Trowa got into their Firing positions.Suddenly,footsteps were heard outside.The footsteps stopped outside the door.
Heero:Ready......
The doorknob slowly turned.
Heero:Aim....
The door slowly creaked open.
Heero:FIRE!!!!
Heero and Trowa threw their pies at the person and hit him on the face.But they made a big mistake.
Trowa:oops.
Wufei:Ack!!!WHY DID YOU THROW PIES AT ME YOU ONNAS!!!
Duo:Sorry Wufei!We thought you were Relena Peace of crap!
Duo laughed at his own joke,but Wufei was not amused.
Wufei:OH!!I GET IT!!NOW YOUR SAYING THAT I LOOK LIKE THAT UGLY SON OF A (BEEP!!)WELL,TAKE THIS!!!
Wufei got a pie out of nowhere and threw it at Duo.The pie hit Duo right on the face.
Duo:Nooooooooooo!!!!!HOW DARE YOU UPSET THE GOD OF DEATH!!YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED!!!!
Duo got a pie out of nowhere and threw it at Wufei and missed.
A/N:To save the time,the boys get all their pies out of nowhere.
Wufei:You suck!!!!!You throw like a girl!!
The boys continued on with their fight,Menwhile Outside
Relena:Ah,I finnaly found you Heero.
Relena walked over to the door and opened it.She saw the boys fighting.
Heero was about to throw a pie at Duo but saw Relena Behind him.This gave Heero an Idea.
Heero:DUO!!!GET DOWN!!
Heero threw the pie Just as Duo threw himself to the floor and hit Relena right on the face.
All:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Relena:Okay Heero,I'm going to count to 10 and if you are still laughing By the time I stop,I will be VERY UPSET!
Heero:No,No,No Relena.You have it all wrong.You won't even be able to count to one.
Heero got out his Gun and shot Relena in the face.
All:RELENA IS DEAD!!YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Quatre:This calls for a celebration!!
So the boys had a party celebrating Relena's death
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I hope that you liked it!!Please Review!
Heero 195