I knew it!

by Meyzen

A continuation of "I never saw it coming" ... 3 paragraphs, all starting with the same sentence. A lazy Sunday afternoon dabble because my muse can't come up with anything more substantial. Can you guess the characters behind each chapter?

I knew it! I knew they had a "thing" going on. Thank heavens they both finally pulled their heads out of their respective patoots and acted on what has been obvious to everyone for so long, with the exception of Helen that is. If she thinks she needs to tipple after the news that Stephanie eloped with that hottie Ranger, she'll need to buy the whole liquor store when she finds out they're not returning from Miami.

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I knew it! I just knew it! Ranger has finally stepped up and whisked Stephanie away. She claimed for years that nothing was going on between them but I think they were both just trying to resist each other, and afraid of the intensity of their feelings for each other. I think their elopement was just perfect. It was the only way they would be able to avoid Helen not planning another circus of a wedding with hideous bride's maid's dresses.

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I knew it! He denied it for years, kept claiming his life didn't lend itself to relationships, and spouted other assorted lines of bullshit to try and control his feelings. Yes feelings, something we all thought we'd lost long ago until a blue eyed, curly haired, firecracker of a woman entered our lives. There may be hope for the rest of us yet.