An actual new story? What? Anyway, I started this 5 years ago, and I figure I'll do something with it. Enjoy!


Dear random kid who is now my penpal (AKA Sean Conlon),

This is a stupid project. Not really a good greeting, but it's the only thing going through my head right now, so it'll have to do. The only relief I have comes from the fact that my teacher isn't reading these. Bless you, Mr. Williams.

So anyway, I suppose I should introduce myself. I'm Tony Higgins, better known as Racetrack (because horseback racing is practically an art form, godammit.

I'm 16, Italian, I like playing cards, I have a huge dumb Italian family (3 sisters, 4 brothers), aaanndd…..

Yup, fuck this. The teachers want me to write full pages, but I honestly don't give a shit. Sorry, dude.

-Race (or Tony, whatever the hell you want)


Pretty short, I know. Gets longer further in.

-Dare