Hello everyone! So here I bring you my new story about our favorite troublemakers.
Disney World, The Marauders… and magic? You are right; it's the perfect recipe for disaster.
So anyway I have to clear something out before you read the story.
I am totally aware that back in the seventies the four parks in WDW didn't exist, that the only one that did was Magic Kingdom. And I also know that movies like the Lion King didn't saw the light until the early nineties. But let us all pretend that they did exist back then for the sake of the story.
As well I know that Lily and James don't start dating until their seventh year; but again for the sake of the plot let's just say they started going out at the end of their sixth year.
So I guess changing all that means this is sort of an AU story, but everything else stays the same.
I'm making a soundtrack for the story as I usually do. And the chapter's names are going to be the name of the song for each chapter. Some will be old Disney songs but don't worry no Hanna Banana Bitch. I'm not twelve; I'm just very nostalgic of the 90s.
Soundtrack: On My Way. - Phil Collins
Disclaimer: I'm only going to say this once so all you lawyers better pay attention. If I was J.K. Rowling I would probably sell this as a book instead of uploading it in a fan fiction site, don't you think?
I don't own anything Disney either… but god I wish I did!
Careful What You Wish Upon a Star.
Chapter 1. On My Way.
Lily couldn't believe it. It was simply impossible for her brain to accept her current situation. How on earth had she even accepted to it?
And now there she was sitting on a muggle airplane, glaring at Sirius and James who were currently fighting about James clouding the view of the small window with his gigantic head. Lily sighed annoyed at her stupid boyfriend and his stupid friend. Thoughts of jumping off the plane were crossing her mind. The whole thing was so ridiculous she wanted to scream like a crazy person.
Trying to calm her senses Lily turned her head to see what Remus and Peter where doing. The two boys had two of the seats behind theirs. Lily could hold a small smile when she noticed how Peter's head hung on his left side, a very wet-looking spittle was threatening to fall from his open mouth onto Remus' new book.
She turned back again and as she tried to relax in her seat, thoughts of her situation started to climb back into her mind. Lily could perfectly remember how it all began. Somehow James had managed to convince her of coming with them to this stupid trip, and she was beginning to suspect that he might have slipped some potion on her drink. But it was too late to do anything about it and so here she was in a plane with her idiotic boyfriend and his gang of troublemakers, on their way to Orlando, Florida.
Could life get any worse?
It wasn't that she didn't fancy the idea of going to Disney World, as matter of fact she was quite content with her destination. Lily had actually been to the Disneyland in California with her family once, when she was just a little girl and she had loved every single thing of the amusement park.
The thing that bothered her so much was that she had no idea how on earth was going to survive the whole summer with the marauders. And in a foreign country nonetheless!
"Passengers if you could please buckle up your belts. We will be landing at the Orlando Airport shortly." The gentle and feminine voice sounded through all the aircraft like if her voice had been expanded by a spell. Everyone did as she said… except for Peter who still seemed to be flying with Morpheus in another world.
"I think we should wake him up now, what you say Prongs?" Sirius said gleefully as he glanced at the sleeping form of his friend.
James responded with a smile as he buckled up his belt. "Sure go ahead mate."
Sirius then grabbed one of the plane's magazines and before Lily could do anything to stop him; he stretched his arm and struck Peter really hard on the head. "Wake up sleeping beauty! We have arrived to your enchanted castle; now would you like me to give you a romantic Disney type of kiss?" Sirius said with a dramatic tone making the newly awaken Peter red with embarrassment and fury.
"Piss off Sirius!" Peter exclaimed, making his maddening friend laugh and respond in sarcastic tone. "Oh I know you wish for it my friend!"
"Enough you both!" Lily said feeling her patience funning out. "We are about to land and you haven't even fastened your seat belt Sirius. I hope you crash into the seats in front of us; it could teach you a lesson… and maybe even accommodate your neurons."
"Or the lack of them…" James added laughing.
Sirius glared at Lily as he sat back down and buckled up his belt. He frowned at James. "That ain't fair mate! I thought you were on my side!"
Suddenly Sirius' eyes were diverted with the sight of the young stewardess who had the disgrace of passing by in that moment.
"Hello beautiful!" he said making her blush. Sirius unbuckled his seatbelt once again and followed the poor girl down the small hallway. "Little babe your sexy toy has arrived Sirius is its name… and you must know I'm deliciously serious about this." He finished making what he called his sexy face.
"Oh dear god…" Lily said hiding her face in her hands, full of embarrassment. But the boys simply laughed as they were more than used to their friend's Casanova tactics.
Lily saw through her finger how the stewardess didn't even turn to look at him; and as Sirius made the movement to grab her butt cheeks he was stopped by the very strong arm of the harassed girl. "You do that…" she said holding his arm in a very uncomfortable position. "…and I'll personally throw you out of the plane through that door." With her free hand she grabbed his face and showed him the door that had theEmergency Exitwords on. "Get it pretty boy?"
Sirius tried to move his clutched face in an affirmative way. Everyone in the plain was watching the scene now.
"Perfect! No go sit down because we will be shortly landing sir." She said letting go of him with a polite smile, her demeanor changing completely as she turned her back on the boy again.
The other three boys and Lily laughed out loud at Sirius who had a shocked expression on his face. "You completely won that Padfoot!" Remus said with obvious sarcasm.
"Yes mate, that girl got you screwed didn't she?" James asked. "I'll say she's a keeper."
"Nah" Sirius said tossing his hand casually while he seated himself again. "She totally wants me."
"Yeah sure!" James said mockingly. "If that's her wanting you, I can only imagine what she would do if she had sex with you or something, probably smash your balls with a bat"
Sirius made a horrified face at the thought. He was about to say something but was suddenly interrupted by the abrupt landing; that made him, alongside with Peter and James, scream like a little girl.
"We crashed!" Sirius yelled.
"Bloody hell we are going to die!" James screamed, and Peter simply climbed over Remus.
Lily smacked her head with her palm. She knew a muggle airplane wasn't a good idea for them. "Would you all please stop yelling? We are not going to die, for Merlin's sake we didn't even crash!" She said very aware of the other passengers that were frowning at them.
"PPeterm couldm youm pleaszem getm moff mme?" The all heard Remus' muffled voice say. Peter's arm was against his mouth, holding his head a little too firmly to Peter's shaking body.
"Oops… sorry Moony" the boy said ashamed as he let go of his friend.
"Wait a second Reddie!" Sirius said to Lily as they got in line with their carry-on bags to get off the plane. "Are you actually saying that muggles get on this damned airclannes and go through that horrible experience every time they want to fly somewhere?"
"They're called airplanes Sirius, not airclannes. But yes they do. Muggles don't own broomsticks or any other flying object. And it's not as horrible as you claim it to be."
"I saw the light!" Sirius continued exclaiming. And Lily decided he was a lost case.
They finally got off the plane after some minutes. And Lily thanked the gods and the stars or anyone that could hear her. The worst was over, or at least she thought so.
Now they had to go to the customs and then migration. Or was it migration first? Lily was trying to make a mental list of what they had to do when Remus' voice interrupted her.
"Hey did anyone see were Sirius went?" They all started to look for their lost friend who was nowhere near to be seen.
"Great this is just what we needed!" Lily said as she sat down on the floor not caring anymore.
"Are you all right Lil?" James said kneeling down by her side. He had a worrisome expression all over his handsome face.
"I just don't think this a good idea James. I mean coming here…"
Lily felt a grip in her heart as James smiled warmly at her. "Oh love, everything is going to go great. We are going to have so much fun; I've a feeling that we will. This is going to be our last summer before we have to face real life… and I just want it to be magical."
"But Sirius…"
"Sirius is not going to screw this up, or I'll kick his arse so hard he'll never be able to fly in a broomstick again." James said still smiling at her as he helped her up. In all the years at Hogwarts they shared Lily could've never imagined he could be such a good boyfriend. They were in their little bubble looking at each other's eyes… when suddenly they heard Peter scream with surprise.
"There!" he said pointing to a corner of the room.
They all made identical shocked faces as they saw Sirius snogging with the stewardess from before.
"That lucky bastard… how does he always get away with everything?" James muttered as they all walked through the boarding area, not waiting for the horny dog.
Lily sighed. James was right about one thing. It was bound to be a fantastic trip.
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