Disclaimer: I don't own the Noah family or D Gray-Man. I'm only borrowing them to make funny stories others can enjoy to read.

When a problem appears, you have to solve it, no matter what kind of problem it is. Big or small; you still have to solve it. That's the meaning of problems, unless you want to make them worse.

That always happen to me. Like now.

Now I'm sitting at the table together with my family, and we are discussing a big problem we have to solve.

The others always complain about me. That's the problem.

They are actually really tired of me. Tired of that I always point out things, they don't want me to point out.

But I can't help it. Everytime I hear of feel it, they're just asking for it, so then I tell them. If they then complain about it, it shouldn't be my fault. It's my powers, so don't I have the right to use them?

"Wisely, look at me."

Just to read his reaction, I didn't do it. I wanted hear how mad he would be at me, if I acted like I didn't listen to him.

"You're only making it worse, you know." He continued.

I could hear Debitto snigger from one of the other seats. Jasdero did too, I could hear on the giggling.

"How would you feel, if you weren't allowed to go through walls or use your silly girl-butterflies?"

I looked at him now, and couldn't help but smirk. He was getting more and more irritated by this, I could tell by seeing his eyebrow flinch a little.

"That's different! You know that! We can't read peoples minds, like you. So we don't know how to handle that." Tyki continued, with a serious expression. I grimaced. Now all the boring stuff would come."It's okay to use your powers on exorcists, finders, or normal humans overall. But you know we are all tired of, when you use them on us."

I looked away from Tyki, and over to the right instead.

Road was licking a lollipop, and I followed it all the way. Into her mouth, out of her mouth… into her mouth, licking, pulling out… into—

"Wisely! Try to be just a little serious about this. We're not doing it for fun."

I stuck out my tongue at Tyki, and made eyes as if saying "Bleh!"

He clenched his fists on the table, but that only made me more pleased; cause then I knew that he was seriously annoyed right now.

Cyril, who had been staying silent for the whole time, suddenly interfered, by waving his hand up in the air; like a student would do, to attract attention of a teacher. "I have a request." He said, as everyone's heads turned to him. Even Road stopped licking her candle, just to see. "Do we get something, if we keep staying here?"

Tyki looked confused at him. "Get something?"

"Yeah, cause I'm bored, and I want to go now." Cyril answered. "And I don't really care for Demon Eye, so can't we just leave it here?"

"No!" Tyki snarled, while suddenly standing up from his position on the chair. "We have to solve this problem! Wisely has to stop reading our minds, and that's why we're discussing this!"

Cyril sulked, and leaned back while placing his hand in an uninterested way on his cheek. I read his mind…

Tyki, shouldn't you better worry about your consumption of cigarettes, or at least get another hobby? Like tennis… that would suit you… running around in shorts and all sweaty while the sun is shining. I'm sure you would be glad about all the women, who would come to see your fights…

Just to make things more complicated, I was going to let Tyki know what his brother was thinking.

"Tyki, shouldn't you better worry about your consumption of cigarettes, or at least play some tennis perhaps?"

Everyone glared at me like I was insane. Even Fiddler moved awkwardly, feeling slightly uncomfortable. Lulubell didn't say anything, as usual. I had tried to read her mind once, but it wasn't interesting, cause she was only thinking about milk and the last time she had been cuddled by Mister Big-Smile (The Earl). Debitto, on the opposite, was always interesting to read. He always got annoyed by it, and usually saw when I did it, and shouted "What the fuck are you looking at, Turbanhead?"
Jasdero wasn't really interesting to read. He would only think when somebody said something, unless it was about his chickens. Road was also interesting to read, cause she actually also got annoyed, like Tyki did.

When thinking all this, I hadn't even realized Tyki shouting at me. Cyril looked mad too. Maybe someone had stolen his common sense. That happened sometimes.

"Tyki, do something!"

"I'm trying, but this is more difficult than I thought it would be!"

I yawned, and then leaned forward on the table. But just as I had begun to relex, I was immediately hit in the head by, from the thoughts I could read, Tyki.

"If you took this just a little serious, it would be a lot easier to solve this, Wisely."

I looked up and him with sleepy eyes, blinked, and then leaned back down on the table with my head.

Annoyed… that was what his thoughts were saying…

Aauughh! Don't you dare fall asleep when I'm talking to you! If the others would just help me out a little, Mr. I-Know-Everything wouldn't be that smart! Not that I'm thinking of him as smart… I mean, he's always so lazy and is worser at geography than me. Stupid five eyed bastard… thinks he knows everything…

I glared up at him, and pushed up my turban when it had begun to fall down into my eyes. "Well, actually, I am smarter than you. But you just don't realize it, because you use all your time on your stupid human friends."

That made him freeze. His eyes were showing all the things, he disgusted about me. His hands were clenched together so much that I almost thought they would fall off.

Road looked very uncomfortable, when I narrowed my eyes at her. Well, she liked Tyki, I know. She liked Cyril too, because they were family.

When reading all the thought that were flowing around in the room, I realized that they were all negative things about me. It was not only Tyki who was pissed.

Road eyed me, actually asking me to read her mind, so I did so…

Are you stupid? You're hurting your own family… even more than I use to. When this talk is over, I'll rip off your Turban and strangle you with it, and then pierce all of your eyes with my candles. After that, you'll be called No Eyed Wisely, and I will have the pleasure to exhibit all of your eyes in some glasses I will stick firmly on the middle of the floor in your room. Then you can look at it everyday and regret that you were ever born.

For the first time of the day, I swallowed. If Road was mad, it wasn't good. Of course I had five eyes and telekinesis, but she had some very sharp candles she always used on somebody she was mad at.

She smirked in triumph when she saw my expression, although I tried to hide it. A last thought clearly reached my mind besides all the others that were coming…

Wisely… you're a dead Noah…

I gulped, while moving unnecessary on my chair. Tyki suddenly spoke and Road made an 'I'm-cutting-your-head-off' move with her finger while according to the neck.

"Wisely, if you don't want to cooperate with us, we will be forced to go against your will. Maybe use some violence and blackmailing."

Debitto's thoughts suddenly came, without me asking for it…

Ha! Stupid Smarty Eye; now you're the one getting problems!

Why was he so mad at me…? Hmm… maybe because I revealed some of his pranks for Tyki, and he gave him an earful. Perhaps that was why he always acted like he had a personal hatred for me.

Jasdero, who was always supporting his twin, also thought for once…

You get an earful Smarty Eye, hii!

It was beginning to annoy me now.

Pfft! How can he be so stupid, I mean; walking around with that piece of trash clothes? Has he never seen a real clothes store? Even Skin's got a better taste than him…

Skin looks better than you, hii!

It had begun to seethe inside me, and my anger grew.

Ha! Maybe you should ask the Earl to find some clothes that suited you! He could always just put you up for adoption at a circus. At least they would have the same clothing as you…

Milk! Cuddle, cuddle, cuddle! Milk! Milk!

I looked surprisingly at Lulubell for a moment and blinked, but then turned to the twins again.

Clowns are just as stupid as you, hii hii!

That was it!

"Would you just shut your stupid mouths about clowns and clothing and eat your own tongues so you can't ever talk again!"

Everyone stared at me, Fiddler, who had been thinking about the weather, with open mouth. Tyki had been saying something for about the whole time I had read the others thoughts, but he was also staring now.

An awkward silence had occurred and no one seemed to think about breaking it. They were paralyzed.

Debitto flushed furiously and glared wildly at me with twitching eyes, obviously full of anger but out of words.

Jasdero just had his mouth open, so it looked like he was just as mad as his brother. When Jasdero stared with open mouth like that, it meant so.

I hadn't acted like this for a long time. Last time had been when Road had shut my eyes close with pieces of tape and some glue. It had really hurt to get them open again, and the Earl had only managed to do it because we had frozen me with Jasdebi's guns and then let the glue dry so hard that we could rip it off; though I did get some marks after that…

However, I had never sworn like this before. I was always too lazy to even shout at someone, and I was always being carefree because of my personality.

But this was just too much.

They could hit me, shout at me, or tell me I was lazy… but no one ever talks bad about my clothing and referring me to either Skin or a clown. That was just too much!

So now I was here, like the topic for everyone. I was standing up, I realized, and bowed forward to the twins, with my hands placed madly on the table.

Lulubell licked her finger, and her thought immediately reached my mind…

"And would you just stop thinking about milk, cause it's pissing me so much off, that I just want to—"

"Wisely, that's it!" Tyki yelled. "We're giving you a treat, and forbid you to read our minds!"

Fiddler looked down on his feet. I didn't hate him, and he didn't hate me. Actually, we were good friends. But now he had betrayed me. If he had really cared for me and been my friend, he would have stood up and supported me, by going against Tyki's will.

But it was not only Tyki's will. Everyone else were also against me, it seemed. Even Lulubell was a little pissed, because of my last comment. The twins, Road, Cyril and not to mention Tyki, were all glaring down at me like they just wanted me to die, I could understand on their thoughts.

"Who votes, that we're forbidding Wisely to use his powers?"

Everyone, including Fiddler, had their hands up in the air.

This would have to be a lie.

What was I supposed to do without my powers?

They know I can't stand to listen to them without commenting, so it probably wouldn't work, even if I tried to stay silent. I was not like that. Mind reading was my hobby; my life. If I didn't use it daily, I would… I would… I would turn crazy!

"Wisely," Tyki said. "If you can stop using it for a week, we will allow you to use it afterwards, unless you comment us."

Debitto suddenly joined. Weird for him, cause he was not really the making-rules like type.

"And if you don't, we'll break your neck and take all your organs out and—"

"—feed them to the akumas, hii!" Jasdero ended.

Tyki blinked at them for a moment, but Cyril managed to speak out before him. "I fully agree. "He said, while nodding.

"But you can't forbid me to use my powers!" I shouted frantically. I would have to convince them, or I would end up like a psychopath by not reading peoples mind. I wanted to know, what everyone thought!

"Yes we can." Tyki said. "And I will be the first one to report it to the Earl, if you don't do as we say."

"T-The Earl?" I shrieked.

Tyki nodded. "And then you'll get punished, and we will take your turban away from you."

I frantically took around on my precious turban, and was sticking my hands onto it. I wouldn't let them take away my lovely turban! We had experienced too much together; like... killing exorcists and fought against all the stupid humans!

"And then we will replace it with a bowler hat, which we're going to glue firmly to your head, so that if you try to rip it off, you will lose your hair." Road said, while pointing directly at my head.

I looked frantically at Fiddler, but he was not gonna be the biggest help right now. He made a sorry-face, while resisting to make eye contact.

"So…" Tyki spoke. "Will you choose to stop mind reading for a week, or will you go against our will and lose your…" he glanced at the twins. "…organs to the akumas?"

"And be reported to the Earl." Cyril joined.

I narrowed my eyes at everyone, and they seemed like approaching to me in a creepy way. "I…"

They looked expectantly at me. "I…"

I looked down while curling my lip. "I guess I could give it a try…"

Everyone then stood up and eyed me slowly, but then disappeared out of the door. Debitto gave me the 'I'm-Holding-An-Eye-On-You' finger move, before leaving.

Tyki walked over to me, and cuddled my head; although it was hard to feel, because of the turban. "Good boy…" he said, and then walked toward the door.

Without noticing I read his mind, which was filled with some unnecessary thoughts, I just couldn't stand not talking about. "At least I don't sleep with a teddy bear named Mr. PuffyFluffy."

He froze, but then turned around to face me.

I lazily took my hand onto my mouth. "Oops…"

Tyki's face didn't look quite happy, but however, I made it with only a death glare from the curly-haired "older" Noah. It hadn't taken him 35 years to regenerate, so wasn't I older than him? However, he was not allowed to call me a boy, when I'm supposed to be the wise one here. And I wasn't the one sleeping with a stuffed animal...

But the concerns were soon taking over and being even worse than Tyki's sentence…

How would I survive without mind reading and could I really make it through this week without losing my organs and getting an earful by the Earl, while ending up crazy?

I sighed and let my head face the wall with a loud bump.

"If I could just have shut my big mouth for once, this would never have happened." I mumbled to myself.

XDXDXD So... I don't know where I got this idea from, but I realized that there were't really that much Wisely fanfics, so I decided to make one.

I don't know why Skin and Tryde weren't in this chapter, but they will be in the next one, so don't worry.

Please give me some ideas for the next chappie, cause right now I'm kinda lost. And this was from Wisely's POV (If you haven't figured out wtf?) but if you want to, it can be from another's POV in the next chapter.

I can take constructive critism but not flames, so don't flame me. R&R.