Every Kuroko no Basuke Fanfiction Ever

This is my first fanfiction everyone please be nice and don't flame. Because then it would melt Kuroko's milkshakes *cue glare from Kuroko* Alright well I don't own Kuroko no Basuke because if I did all my OTP's would be cannon.

When Kuroko woke up that morning in his bed, which was covered in a blanket that had little pictures of vanilla milkshakes on it, he got up and ran a hand through his untamable bed head that would not go down no matter what he did. He tired everything gel, straitening, and even concrete but nothing worked. Once in his bathroom he brushed his teeth with his limited edition vanilla toothpaste. Once he had rinsed his mouth out with his special vanilla mouth wash he made his way downstairs. The house was quiet because he parents were gone on a business trip for ten years. His grandmother was dead due to reasons he would not mention (A/N: Ohhhh could this be foreshadowing/?/?) He had a quick meal of vanilla milkshakes and grabbed his dog Tetsuya #2 or Nigou for short. Putting the dog on his head (A/N: Kawaii~~~~~) it was finally time for him to leave.

The walk to school was peaceful sakura (A/N: this means cherry blossoms ^—^) was falling gently and his beautiful blue looks were swaying in the wind. (A/n: Ahh this is all I can think of gomen)

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When Kuroko got to school no one noticed him because of his misdirection it made him feel loney and sad like no one understand him and his hardships (A/N: Dont worry Kuroko I do)

Keeping a bland dead fish face Kuroko went to class and took his seat behind the american tiger Kagami (A/N: lol get it?)

"Ah hey Kuroko whats up man?" Kagami asked shoving his face with a burger that he had gotten from the greatest place in the world Majiba.

"… Nothing" Kuroko answered. Instantly Kagami started choking it seems like Kagami forgot he was there even though he asked him a question and got started by his 'sudden' appearance.

"Damn dude don't scare me like that." It was only then that Kagami noticed the dog that was on top of Kuroko's head and started crying because he was scared of dogs. Even though Nigou had Kuroko's eyes and Kagami loved Kuroko, he didn't know this yet (A/N: Things seem interesting don't they minna-san ne~~~) Kagami was stilled scared of that hell hound.

Kuroko laughed

"Don't laugh at me bro!" Kagami yelled.

TIME SKIP AND PLACE SKIP (A/N: haaha is that a thing?)

Kuroko was now hanging out with the generation of kiseki, except a certain red headed member, they had met up at Majiba. Kise started crying instantly about how he got to see his Kurokocchi. He got up and glomped him. Rubbing his(kise) against Kuroko's crying even louder.

"Wahhh TTATT Kurokocchi the GoM are being mean to me Hidoi-suu~~~~"

Kuroko pushed him away. "Kise-kun please stop." Kuroko looked up at him with his big Aquamarine blue eyes. Kise blushed and everyone around them got a nosebleed due to how Kawaii Kuroko was. (A/N: Even the tsun-tsun Midorima). Suddenly the dorr to Majiaba opened and a boy stepped inside. Kurko was freezed.

"Long time no see Tetsuya."

ahhhh a cliff hanger what are you going to do

Kise: No author-chan i need to know wat happens next!11!.

Me: Sorry Kise-chan but I need to go 2 school tomorrow and it's almost my bedtime.

Kise: Noooooo-ssu hidoi~~~

Kuroko: Plese stop bothering author-chan she needs to rest

Me: *Hugging Kuroko* My baby

Kuroko: *blushed*

Me: Make sure to read and review and follow me if you leik my stuff okay bye bye minna-san stay kawaii

Ugh I think this psychically hurt me to write. I was talking with a friend of mine earlier today and she said she didn't read a lot of KnB fanfiction so I gave her a quick overview of all the cliche's that I hate in KnB fanfics and well one thing lead to another and I wrote this. I haven't posted in a while and I thought I'd have some fun. I might post more later but I want to work on my one-shots more. Anyways thanks for reading.

Kuroko no Basuke - Tadotoshi Fujimaki