Disclaimer: I do not own the twins only the dirty scenarios in which they are depicted :3

Warning: THIS IS RATED M FOR A GOOD REASON

A/N: Honestly there's something smutty in every chapter and it escalates in each chapter so let all your smutty twincest yearnings be fulfilled! And review to tell me what you think!

Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick.

I hate clocks. I hate how they mock you. That incessant clicking noise letting you know just how slowly time is passing. Five hours I've been staring at this clock; waiting for the droning sound of the bell that signals the end of the school day. Thirty minutes to go.
And then finally I can go home.

Why am I so impatient? Because there's something waiting for me at home. Something very important that needs my attention. Well, not something more like someone. Someone very important who has successfully invaded my thoughts yet again. Stupid Kaoru. Yes, Kaoru, my little brother.

It started this morning. He decided to skip school today, feigning a stomachache. I of course believed him, and was determined to stay and take care of him. He quickly protested, a little too quickly, this should have been my warning that something was awry. But when he looked up at me with those damned puppy dog eyes, begging me not to miss school because of him, I caved. Leaving my adorable little twin at home alone; with what I thought was a stomachache. But I was wrong. Dammit was I wrong.

About five minutes into class, just as my anxiety was beginning to subside, and the teacher had started his lesson I received a text message. It took a few minutes of strategical textbook placing and confused glances from Haruhi for me to finally be able to check my phone. It was from Kao, immediately I broke out into a nervous sweat thinking his stomachache had escalated into something worse. I was already standing, ready to run out of the classroom to be at my sick brother's side, when the contents of the message caused me to fall into my seat.

From: Kao

Received: 8:15 am

Hika,

I lied. Im not sick. I had a wet dream abt u again. Ur mouth was hot n wet around me, n it felt so real. I woke up w/ cum all over me. It took all my power not 2 jump u right then n there. Thts y Im not at skool, cuz Im so hard n horny I cant trust myself 2 b in a room w/ u. Id prolly fuck u right there in front of every1. Ill b waiting 4 u 2 come home ;)

To say that got me hard would be an understatement. My morning wood hadn't quite dissipated and the mental image of me fucking Kao in front of everyone nearly sent me over the edge. I almost came right there. After a few moments of erotic daydreaming I was snapped back into reality when I realized everyone's eyes were one me.

It turns out in my moments of incestuous and erotic fantasizing the teacher had called on me for the answer. Fuck. How do I stand up and give an answer to a question I don't even know while I'm hard? Fuck. Stupid Kao. I dropped the textbook to my waist covering the otherwise obvious bulge in my pants and shamefully hung my head admitting I wasn't paying attention.

A few of the guys chuckled while I received sympathetic smiles form the girls. No doubt because Kao wasn't here and they thought I was probably lost in thought over him. If only they knew. Could you imagine they number of nosebleeds and wet panties our female population would have if they caught of glimpse of just how real this 'Brotherly Love' act was? I could tell you right now it wouldn't be pretty in fact it'd be pretty fucking funny and gross.

The thought of horny yaoi fangirls bleeding all over the place was enough to make my erection subside. For the next hour or so classes went normally without any disturbances. Kao's text would occasionally cross my mind…well….more like every few minutes….but I tried to push it away. I hadn't replied to his text nor received any more so I thought I was safe…until lunch that is.

I was in the cafeteria at mine and Haruhi's usual table when I felt my phone vibrate. I crossed my fingers praying that it wasn't Kao. Nervously, I pulled out my phone. My brows furrowed as I waged a mental war with myself. Do I look to see what it says? Who it's from? What if it's Kao? I'll never live it down if I get a boner in front of this naïve commoner. Oh what the hell, I'm a man I can control myself.

With that decided I unlocked my phone and stared at the notification on the touchscreen.

You have: 1 New Picture Message.

Fuck my life.

Alright well there's the first chapter, but I actually have this entire fic done! All four chapters to be precise but I'd like some feed back before I upload the rest. Please&Thanks!