None of these are mine, I'm getting them all off Tumblr.
Headcanon: second year Slytherin being asked a spell that works and they said Abracadabra, the Ravenclaw miss hears and oh my god they just tried to kill me!
Character: Muggle-born Slytherin, Susan Bones, pure-blood Ravenclaw
School had just started back up at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and the once first year students are now second years.
"Abernathy!" Susan Bones, the Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher called out to a Slytherin student. The Slytherin boy was a muggle born. He had large green and silver braces, and freckles that dominated his face.
"Yes professor?" The boy called back, fatiguing innocence, like he hasn't been talking to his best mate Zach Davies.
"Come up here," Susan Bones told her student as her brown eyes scanned the rest of her classes faces.
"Roger Hellborn," she called upon a pureblood Ravenclaw who was half asleep at his desk. The Ravenclaw boy was puddgy and had buck teeth, large glasses and pimples that littered his face.
"Yeah ma'am?" He replied,.his back became straight and he blinked repeatedly, trying not to look drowsy.
"Up here," she instructed and Roger go up so that he and Abernathy were right next to one another.
"Now boys, tell me what the most useful spell is when defending yourself," Susan instructed.
"Progeto!" Both males chroised.
"And attacking?"
"Expelliarmus!" The Ravenclaw answered.
"Abernathy?" The Slytherin smirked.
"Abracadabra." All the pure bloods, and the professor included hit the floor while each and every muggle born in the room fell off their chair
"Abernathy!" Professor Bones cried.
"Bibbity bobbity boo?"