Yeah. A random-as-hell fic that I wrote up in my email. Still working on getting access to my other writings; But I thought it was a cute/amusing look at dear Sephy. That, and my muse was driving me nuts with it!
Seph: -huffs- Always me. Can't you write about Valentine or the Turk for once?
Tseng: You're more amusing.
Seph: Shut up.
Disclaimer: I don't own it.
A Distinct Advantage
"Stop pacing." Sephiroth, age twenty one, listened to the couple he and Tseng had gotten stuck with in the current hostile situation.
He leaned his head back against the wall and tried to push his annoyance down. One boy, who was pacing back and forth across the small room they had been stuck in and one girl, who was sitting against the wall opposite of him and watching her boyfriend pace. Both teenagers; Maybe a mere three or four years younger than Sephiroth himself. Outside, and in various other rooms, were more prisoners and spread all around the building were explosives triggered by a switch that the guards outside the door had---With express orders to blow the place up should himself or Tseng try anything.
He knew there were other SOLDIERs and Turks guarded in other rooms throughout the building as well, with the same type of warning. The General couldn't remember ever feeling so helpless in the field before. He felt almost sure that were Tseng not there, he would have gotten them all blown up by now. Screw making a safe plan; He itched to summon Masamune to his hand and start tearing shit up. How dare they do this to a bunch of innocent people just to get to himself and ShinRa!
And the boy wasn't helping with the anxious pacing. Sighing, Sephiroth opened his eyes and stood, approaching the boy. The teen stopped mid-step and looked at him in surprise as the silver-haired beauty paused in front of him. The General was aware of the boy's girlfriend standing in surprise, as well.
It didn't take but a moment for him to place his hands on either side of the boy's face, looking him straight in the eyes before leaning down and kissing him gently, but firmly. He released him a second later, leaving the boy stunned---And much calmer. The girl got the same treatment from the silver-haired mail before he sat down quietly next to an endlessly amused Turk Commander. They watched as both teens slid to a sit on the floor against the opposite wall.
"You do realize that Genesis and Angeal were joking when they suggested that, right?" Tseng commented, smirking. Sure, it had been pointed out that the General could probably use his unique appearance to gain a distinct advantage over others, but in fun. They had never expected him to take the idea seriously.
"Never hurts to test things out...Besides, this way they won't drive me insane." Sephiroth muttered, brushing a stray strand of hair out of his face, "Any ideas for getting out of here?"
"You could always seduce the guard..." The Turk teased lightly, chuckling when he received a glare, "Well, we know it works on males too now, I just thought---"
"Shut up and come up with a real plan, damn it." He would never hear the end of this, he was sure.
Fin
Yeah. See? Totally insane, and I think my shortest fic to date. Yay me! Haha...Lemme know what you think of my insanity? I get the feeling that I could turn the situation in this fic into a pretty good storyline...Dunno. We'll see once I get proper access to a good word processor. Aka, OpenOffice.