Have a Nice Day: Reading a Book

(Remember this sketch from All That? Well, here's a little fanfic of Leroy and Fuzz. Leroy and Fuzz belongs to Nickeldeon. So, enjoy.)

Announcer: Hey, kids! It's time to 'Have a Nice Day' with Leroy and Fuzz!

(Leroy came out in his yellow rainjacket, a black hat and a pair of sunglasses.)

Leroy: Hey, what's up? My name is Leroy.

(And a blue puppet in the red Hawaian shirt called Fuzz pops out)

Fuzz: And my name is Fuzz! *laughs in a goofy annoying way*

(Leroy, taking off his glasses, rolled his eyes in annoyance and turned to Fuzz, glaring him down.)

Leroy: Silence, puppet.

(Fuzz nervously stopped laughing.)

Leroy: *turning to the viewers* So, anyways. We're going to talk about that something irritates me: reading a book.

Fuzz: Reading a book? But, but, Leroy! Reading is so much fun! *laughing goofy again*

Leroy: What's so great about reading a book? I mean, the last time I read a book, there aren't any pictures. Just words, words, words and more words that I don't understand! Even my teacher made me read a book during English class! Why do I have to read a book?

Fuzz: Because reading is so much fun! And it's good for your brain too.

Leroy: I'd rather let my brain explode with a bomb...

Fuzz: *gasps* Leroy... you shouldn't say bad things like that.

Leroy: You're right, Fuzz. I shouldn't say bad things about reading. In fact, I got a perfect book for you to read. And it's.. right here. *picking up a large brown book, opening it to a page, placing it in front of Fuzz*

Fuzz: Oh, wow. That is one huge book.

Leroy: Hey, Fuzz. *pointing his finger in the middle* What does that word say?

Fuzz: *moved his face near the page* What word? Oh, that word! Well, it says-

(Before he could finish, Leroy slammed the book closed on Fuzz's head and face, then, let the book fall on the table. Fuzz made a explaintion yelp and held his head in pain.)

Fuzz: Oh... My head hurts...

Leroy: Sorry. There was a bee.

Fuzz: W-w-w-where? I don't see it.

Leroy: So, like I was saying, reading a book can be such a pain.

Fuzz: But Leroy, there are other books that you can read if you don't like books without pictures. Like..like..like..uh... comic books, art books, anything. Oh, I love art books! They're very colorful!

Leroy: Yes... they sure are... Why don't you get me one?

Fuzz: That's a great idea, Leroy. I'll run down to the libary to get you a book. I know just a thing.

Leroy: No, Fuzz. Don't run. Why don't you take a quicker way to the libary? With this? *takes out a remote control car*

Fuzz: Um... Leroy? Are you sure it's safe?

Leroy: Trust me. It's safe for nappy blue puppets. *grabs him and placed him on the car*

Fuzz: Uh, Leroy. I don't know. Maybe I should walk to the libary. I don't see any seatbelts.

Leroy: See ya later, alligator!

(Leroy used the remote control to drive the car quickly out of the stage. Fuzz screamed out loud on the car and crashing noises occurred.)

Leroy: *Placing a remote control on the table, facing the viewers* Now, like I was saying.. *put on his glasses and take out a T.V remote* ...I hate reading books. My name is Leroy. Have a nice day.

THE END