Mr. Math Teacher, a fanatical follower of the Kirk cult, had first e-mailed his god about factoring binomials and trinomials as well as receiving E-Math packets exclusively before they were released to the public. Back and forth the constant flow of numbers and riddles filled the inboxes of the men as they developed an unbreakable bond through their love of numbers. Mr. Teacher understood the humility behind Kirk's emails regarding math and felt a deep connection to his savior of numbers. Months passed, questions of life and math passed and soon enough the two were as close as two math lovers could get, or at least that's what they believed. One particular day Mr. Teacher felt his phone buzz in his pocket and instantaneously his pulse quickened. "Kirk", he excitedly said aloud, "he must be responding to the question I had on quadratic equations"! What Teacher had received however, was what seemed to be Kirk Weilers massive throbbing member. The combination of his cock and balls mimicking the division sign that Mr. Teacher had been studying all these years. Perhaps the math teacher should have been paying more attention to dick than math all these years as he, too, hardened at the sight of his Lord's manhood. "20 cm" the email read, "surely you are smart and so convert to inches from metric to imperial". Fuck, Teacher thought to himself, almost 8 inches.