Disclaimer: Drugs are bad, big boys in little baby pools are bad, Gordo's
not mine, Thank God.
Gordo didnt know what he was doing, he just had the urge to swim in his baby pool. There he was, in his little water wings and seal floaty around his stomach. Goggles, snorkle, and all. He sat splashing, not really realizing he was doing so. All of a sudden, He looked over and saw . . . A GUPPY!
"AHHHHHHH NOT A L:ITTLE GUPPY!!"
He Thrashed around in the water, hitting it on the head, and it grew fangs
"AHHHHHHH NOT A LITTLE FANGED GUPPY!!"
He began to swim laps, he saw the same thing over and over, because he was going in circles. Tree, house, car, tree, house, car, BASEBALL BAT!!
He hit it in the fins, and it grew spikes in its sides
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT A LITTLE FANGED POINTY SIDED GUPPY!"
He swam and swam away from the rabid beast.
Tree, house, car, tree, house, car, tree, house, car, FISH POISON!!"
He splashed the guppy, but nothing happened, Sddenly the guppy started to grow
"AHHHHHH NOT AN EVEN BIGGER LITTLE FANGED POINTY SIDED GUPPY!!!"
Tree, house, car, tree, house, car, tree, house, GAS AND MATCHES!!!
He splashed it at the guppy and threw a match and all the water went up in flames.
"AHHHHHHHH NOT AN EVEN LARGER THAN BIGGER LITTLE FANGED POINTY SIDED GUPPY!!!"
He jumped up, body flaming, and ran. He tripped over the side of the pool, and fell. But he never hit the ground for what seemd like ages.
THUD.
He hit his floor. He stood up and looked at his alarm clock, 2:00.
Jeez, I need to lay off the crack.
Gordo didnt know what he was doing, he just had the urge to swim in his baby pool. There he was, in his little water wings and seal floaty around his stomach. Goggles, snorkle, and all. He sat splashing, not really realizing he was doing so. All of a sudden, He looked over and saw . . . A GUPPY!
"AHHHHHHH NOT A L:ITTLE GUPPY!!"
He Thrashed around in the water, hitting it on the head, and it grew fangs
"AHHHHHHH NOT A LITTLE FANGED GUPPY!!"
He began to swim laps, he saw the same thing over and over, because he was going in circles. Tree, house, car, tree, house, car, BASEBALL BAT!!
He hit it in the fins, and it grew spikes in its sides
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT A LITTLE FANGED POINTY SIDED GUPPY!"
He swam and swam away from the rabid beast.
Tree, house, car, tree, house, car, tree, house, car, FISH POISON!!"
He splashed the guppy, but nothing happened, Sddenly the guppy started to grow
"AHHHHHH NOT AN EVEN BIGGER LITTLE FANGED POINTY SIDED GUPPY!!!"
Tree, house, car, tree, house, car, tree, house, GAS AND MATCHES!!!
He splashed it at the guppy and threw a match and all the water went up in flames.
"AHHHHHHHH NOT AN EVEN LARGER THAN BIGGER LITTLE FANGED POINTY SIDED GUPPY!!!"
He jumped up, body flaming, and ran. He tripped over the side of the pool, and fell. But he never hit the ground for what seemd like ages.
THUD.
He hit his floor. He stood up and looked at his alarm clock, 2:00.
Jeez, I need to lay off the crack.