an:hay there this is my first fanfic. i hopes you likes it. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING.except sarcasm core.
As chell works her way through the old run down reaches of the hell known as aperture, she stumbles apoun a human looking cold metal of the robot clinking against her longfall boot tells her its a robot. "reboot started" chell steps back as the andriod starts up. "what happend and why do i have limbs cores don't have limbs" chell looked at her courisly the supposed core looked up at her "your eyes stuck what you think your looking at" "..." "hay i asked you a question".chell pionts to her throat and shakes her head."ah your a mute. well im sarcasm core" sarcasm core looked at chell angain" wait a moment your a test subject" chell noddeds. sarcasm looks around "wow we best be getting out of here" as the walk they find a mirror and sarcasm get a good look at herself."i must have been tranfered into an andriod" she saids as she looks at the girl in the mirror with light blue hair and purple eyes."and of courese its a body with wierd hair, stupid scientist". near the mirror is another duel portalgun. sarcasm picks it up"hey look now i can test" she says as she pionts to the gun.
As they enter what looks to be an old office area the hear "hay, ouch, shoo." as the aproch the source, a poatato witch is aparently GLAD0s said"hey your good at murder, ow, could you murder this bird for me". "hey why is the best evil villan a potato" "oh that moron of a core TOOK OVER THE MY FACILITY AND PUT ME INTO THIS POTATO" "oh the intelignce dampening spear Wheatley did this...wow"