31 WAYS TO ANNOY SASUKE TO DEATH
1. Steal his hair gel
2. Glue his head to a pillow
3. him around saying "Cacadoodle do!"
a kunai and shave his head
5. Go up to him and hug him
6. Kiss him
7. Follow him around throwing handfuls of glitter shouting at the top of you lungs Chidori
8. Everytimehe is in the middle of a shower shout that Itachi was spotted outside his door
9. Auction off all his stuff to EBay
10. Auction off all his clothes to crazy fan girls
11. Run his underwear up a flag pole shouting I see London I see France I see Sasuke's underpants
12. Take a mega phone and follow him to the movies ( self explanatory)
13 Take a mega phone and follow him to the library ( again self explanatory)
14. Pull down his pants
15. Interrupt him whenever he tries to speak
16. Everyone he made out with Orochimaru
17. Tell everyone his is pregnant
18. Push him down an up escalator
19. Slam a door in his face
20. Tell everyone he wet the bed until he as 13 and that's why he didn't let anyone sleep over
21. Tip over Ten-Ten's weapon collection and blame it on Sasuke
22. Steal Gaara's gourd and blame it on Sasuke
23. Flick his nose
24. Follow him around sing All around the Mayberry bush Sasuke chased Itachi all that Sasuke thought was fun POP goes Itachi
25. Give him expired milk
26. Give him rotten V8
27. Place Genjutsu on him that makes him sing I love you to all the boys
28. Sing best friend repeatedly until he hums it
29. Show everyone his embarassing pictures from when he was 5
30. Show his fan girls a picture of him as a baby ( self explanatory)
31. Kick him in the crotch
32. Have him hold conversation for longer than 5 seconds ( That would drive anyone insane)