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WHY MEWTWO HATES THE TELETUBBIES
One night Mewtwo was bitten by a Spinarak in his sleep. When he woke up, he wasn't where he was supposed to be...
Mewtwo: Where am I? (looks around. Is on a large plain. Sees a hillock with a few windows, a door, and a big hole at the top. proceeds towards it. door flies open. Mewtwo stops. Out come four antenna headed different coloured 3" freaks. One yellow, (la-la,) one green, (dipsy,) one blue, (tinky-winky,) and a red. (poe.))
Mewtwo: What the?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Teletubbies: (sing) tinky-winky, dipsy, la-la, poe.
Mewtwo: Stinky-winky, tipsy, bar-bar, and booze?!?
La-la: Uh-oh,(giggles) look! A new teletubbie to play with!
Mewtwo: Teletubbie? sounds like a TV that you can watch in the tub.
Dipsy: let's play the jumping game! (teletubbies start jumping toward Mewtwo.)
Mewtwo: Come no further or I will have to resort to violence!
Tinky-winky: you can't! This is a little kid's show!
Mewtwo: I do not care! (charges energy ball)
Poe: A ball! (approaches Mewtwo)
Mewtwo: (blasts energy ball at Poe)
Poe: Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!!! (is obliterated)
Mewtwo: (chuckles evilly)
What's left of Poe: (sizzles and smokes)
Tinky-winky: Again. Again!
Mewtwo: My pleasure! (charges another Energy ball)
What's left of poe: (sizzles)
Mewtwo: (fires energy ball)
Tinky-winky: (is reduced to a pile of overcooked mince meat.)
Mewtwo: (chuckles again.)
What's left of Tinky-winky and Poe: (sizzles)
La-la and Dipsy: Again, again!!!!
Mewtwo: I'm getting fed up of this! (charges extra big energy ball)
Mewtwo: (fires it)
La-la and Dipsy: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!! (join Tinky-winky and Poe)
Mewtwo: Anyone else want to pick a fight?
Giovanni: Well done! You've learned!
Mewtwo: (notices Giovanni) You!!
Giovanni: Yes! I've come for you! (pulls out pistol)
Mewtwo: Pathetic!
Giovanni: We'll see! (fires 6 shots)
Mewtwo: (stops bullets in midair) Pathetic human!!! (telekinetically raises Giovanni Very,very,very,very,very,VERY high)
Giovanni: Put me down right now!!
Mewtwo: As you wish! (ceases concentration)
Giovanni: AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaRgh!!!!! (falls)
Mewtwo: (charges energy ball)
Giovanni: (falls)
Mewtwo: (concentrates, facing away from Giovanni)
Giovanni: (falls)
Mewtwo: (concentrates)
Giovanni: (nears ground)
Mewtwo: (concentrates)
Giovanni: (is very close to ground now)
Mewtwo: (Fires energy ball backwards)
Giovanni: (is hit by energy ball 1 meter (@ 3 feet) above the ground and joins teletubbies)
Mewtwo: (chuckles)
Giovanni and teletubbies: (sizzle)
Mewtwo: (is getting annoyed by constant sizzling)
(More sizzling)
Mewtwo: (tries to fly away, but nothing happens)
(More sizzling)
Mewtwo: (screams)(wakes up in bed)
next day...
Mewtwo: (is seen installing a bug net on window...)
THE END
WHY MEWTWO HATES THE TELETUBBIES
One night Mewtwo was bitten by a Spinarak in his sleep. When he woke up, he wasn't where he was supposed to be...
Mewtwo: Where am I? (looks around. Is on a large plain. Sees a hillock with a few windows, a door, and a big hole at the top. proceeds towards it. door flies open. Mewtwo stops. Out come four antenna headed different coloured 3" freaks. One yellow, (la-la,) one green, (dipsy,) one blue, (tinky-winky,) and a red. (poe.))
Mewtwo: What the?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Teletubbies: (sing) tinky-winky, dipsy, la-la, poe.
Mewtwo: Stinky-winky, tipsy, bar-bar, and booze?!?
La-la: Uh-oh,(giggles) look! A new teletubbie to play with!
Mewtwo: Teletubbie? sounds like a TV that you can watch in the tub.
Dipsy: let's play the jumping game! (teletubbies start jumping toward Mewtwo.)
Mewtwo: Come no further or I will have to resort to violence!
Tinky-winky: you can't! This is a little kid's show!
Mewtwo: I do not care! (charges energy ball)
Poe: A ball! (approaches Mewtwo)
Mewtwo: (blasts energy ball at Poe)
Poe: Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!!! (is obliterated)
Mewtwo: (chuckles evilly)
What's left of Poe: (sizzles and smokes)
Tinky-winky: Again. Again!
Mewtwo: My pleasure! (charges another Energy ball)
What's left of poe: (sizzles)
Mewtwo: (fires energy ball)
Tinky-winky: (is reduced to a pile of overcooked mince meat.)
Mewtwo: (chuckles again.)
What's left of Tinky-winky and Poe: (sizzles)
La-la and Dipsy: Again, again!!!!
Mewtwo: I'm getting fed up of this! (charges extra big energy ball)
Mewtwo: (fires it)
La-la and Dipsy: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!! (join Tinky-winky and Poe)
Mewtwo: Anyone else want to pick a fight?
Giovanni: Well done! You've learned!
Mewtwo: (notices Giovanni) You!!
Giovanni: Yes! I've come for you! (pulls out pistol)
Mewtwo: Pathetic!
Giovanni: We'll see! (fires 6 shots)
Mewtwo: (stops bullets in midair) Pathetic human!!! (telekinetically raises Giovanni Very,very,very,very,very,VERY high)
Giovanni: Put me down right now!!
Mewtwo: As you wish! (ceases concentration)
Giovanni: AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaRgh!!!!! (falls)
Mewtwo: (charges energy ball)
Giovanni: (falls)
Mewtwo: (concentrates, facing away from Giovanni)
Giovanni: (falls)
Mewtwo: (concentrates)
Giovanni: (nears ground)
Mewtwo: (concentrates)
Giovanni: (is very close to ground now)
Mewtwo: (Fires energy ball backwards)
Giovanni: (is hit by energy ball 1 meter (@ 3 feet) above the ground and joins teletubbies)
Mewtwo: (chuckles)
Giovanni and teletubbies: (sizzle)
Mewtwo: (is getting annoyed by constant sizzling)
(More sizzling)
Mewtwo: (tries to fly away, but nothing happens)
(More sizzling)
Mewtwo: (screams)(wakes up in bed)
next day...
Mewtwo: (is seen installing a bug net on window...)
THE END