Disclaimer: I don't own LOTR or the song If You See Jordan by Something Corporate even though I love them both.

If You See Gollum

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I have a story

A bitter anthem

For everyone to hear

About this Stoor who just don't like me

And that's a solid fact

I know he's hunting me

And as you see I'm all swelled up with fear

Cuz I can't get him off my back

If you see Gollum,

He makes me sick,

the War's over

And you still won't quit

You tried to fight me down at Emyn Muil

And almost took the Ring

You began to cry when we tied you up Cuz the rope was made by elves Then you changed ways real quick

Did you make it in time to seal our fate?

There's one too many of you in Middle Earth

If you see Gollum, He makes me sick,

the War's over

And you still won't quit

You say its chivalry

But its jealousy that lead us to this song

Won't play it often

Just at least until you're gone

You'll stop at nothing but the real Ring

And everything up to that's pretend

You tried to brainwash the bad guys

If you see Gollum,

He makes me sick,

the War's over

And you still won't quit

Fuck you Gollum

You make me sick

The Ring's gone now

I don't care if you die or not

You'll always be a backstabbing worm.

I don't care if you review or not. This was just something I did out of boredom.