Keep in mind that I wrote this when I was 8 or 9 years old, for a school project.
This is my sequel to Dr. Seuss's Butter Battle Book. (NOTE: if you never read that book as a child you are DEPRIVED!)
Hope ya'll laugh at my wonderful writing style.
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It was an hour later and the Cheif Zookeroo and the Cheif Yookeroo were still standing on the wall.
From the ground there was great cheers.
People shouting "Butterside up!" and "Believe in the butter!".
The Right Side Up Song Girls sang "Oh, be faithful, believe in the butter", and "I love bread n' butter, I love toast n' jam".
Then the Cheif Yookeroo said, "I feel like a good sandwich."
"Did you say sandwich?" asked the Cheif Zookeroo.
"Yah, so," said the Cheif Yookeroo.
"If we put our bread together we could make a sandwich!" said the Cheif Zookeroo. "We could become one!"
"It's a good idea, but how will we ever become one?" asked the Cheif Yookeroo.
"I don't know," said the Cheif Zookeroo.
"Hmm, I know," said the cheif Yookeroo,"we could drop these Bitsy Big Boy Boomeroos on the wall!"
"Great! But first we have to get everybody to agree so that when the wall is gone they don't fight," said the Cheif Zookeroo.
So both the Cheif Yookeroo and the Cheif Zookeroo jumped off the wall and marched into town to tell others their plan to make peace between each other.
The Cheif Yookeroo visited every home in Yooksville and all the Yooks agreed axcept one nasty Yook maned Blookernose.
"No way! If we live with them, I won't stay!" said Blookernose.
"Well, I have six hundred other Yooks' signatures. You are the only one who won't sign!" said the Cheif Yookeroo.
Meanwhile, the Cheif Zookeroo was having the same problem with a stubborn Zook maned Nookertoes.
"No! No! No! No! And NO!" yelled Nookertoes. "I'll move out," he threatened.
"Okay, do that," the Cheif Zookeroo said calmly.
"Fine!" said Nookertoes as he went to his room to pack his suit case.
In half and hour the Cheif Yookeroo and the Cheif Zookeroo were back to drop their bombs on the wall.
"One, two, three!" they said as they flung up the bombs. POW! the wall was gone!
People cheered! "Yeh!Yeh!"
"What should we call ourselves?" asked the Cheif Zookeroo.
"The Nooks!" said the Cheif Yookeroo.
"Butterville is born!" cheered the crowd.
*
Blookernose was walking on and on when he saw someone coming.
It was Nookertoes!
They did not know that the other was an enemy.
So, they became friends and started a new community that believes in eating their bread sideways, called Blookernooks.
And now nobody cares which side of the bread the butter's on, they just want to eat it!
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Wasn't that great! If you've never read any of my other fics: don't let this turn you off and PLEASE read them, they aren't like this!
This is my sequel to Dr. Seuss's Butter Battle Book. (NOTE: if you never read that book as a child you are DEPRIVED!)
Hope ya'll laugh at my wonderful writing style.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
It was an hour later and the Cheif Zookeroo and the Cheif Yookeroo were still standing on the wall.
From the ground there was great cheers.
People shouting "Butterside up!" and "Believe in the butter!".
The Right Side Up Song Girls sang "Oh, be faithful, believe in the butter", and "I love bread n' butter, I love toast n' jam".
Then the Cheif Yookeroo said, "I feel like a good sandwich."
"Did you say sandwich?" asked the Cheif Zookeroo.
"Yah, so," said the Cheif Yookeroo.
"If we put our bread together we could make a sandwich!" said the Cheif Zookeroo. "We could become one!"
"It's a good idea, but how will we ever become one?" asked the Cheif Yookeroo.
"I don't know," said the Cheif Zookeroo.
"Hmm, I know," said the cheif Yookeroo,"we could drop these Bitsy Big Boy Boomeroos on the wall!"
"Great! But first we have to get everybody to agree so that when the wall is gone they don't fight," said the Cheif Zookeroo.
So both the Cheif Yookeroo and the Cheif Zookeroo jumped off the wall and marched into town to tell others their plan to make peace between each other.
The Cheif Yookeroo visited every home in Yooksville and all the Yooks agreed axcept one nasty Yook maned Blookernose.
"No way! If we live with them, I won't stay!" said Blookernose.
"Well, I have six hundred other Yooks' signatures. You are the only one who won't sign!" said the Cheif Yookeroo.
Meanwhile, the Cheif Zookeroo was having the same problem with a stubborn Zook maned Nookertoes.
"No! No! No! No! And NO!" yelled Nookertoes. "I'll move out," he threatened.
"Okay, do that," the Cheif Zookeroo said calmly.
"Fine!" said Nookertoes as he went to his room to pack his suit case.
In half and hour the Cheif Yookeroo and the Cheif Zookeroo were back to drop their bombs on the wall.
"One, two, three!" they said as they flung up the bombs. POW! the wall was gone!
People cheered! "Yeh!Yeh!"
"What should we call ourselves?" asked the Cheif Zookeroo.
"The Nooks!" said the Cheif Yookeroo.
"Butterville is born!" cheered the crowd.
*
Blookernose was walking on and on when he saw someone coming.
It was Nookertoes!
They did not know that the other was an enemy.
So, they became friends and started a new community that believes in eating their bread sideways, called Blookernooks.
And now nobody cares which side of the bread the butter's on, they just want to eat it!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Wasn't that great! If you've never read any of my other fics: don't let this turn you off and PLEASE read them, they aren't like this!