Luigi Starts Trouble!
It's a beautiful day, there are flowers, trees, and everything… until Luigi came and started trouble. Trouble that forever will stay, "no mercy" he had thought when he came up with his plan. One plan, One Luigi, and the destruction of a lifetime!
"Hey Man!" said Luigi to his brother Mario.
"Hey Luigi" Replied Mario, Luigi's bigger brother.
"Luigi, I'm your bigger brother" Said Mario
"But I'm taller" Luigi made a winning look.
So Mario jumped on his head and started to laugh with his wife Peach.
"You are so funny baby" Said Peach "Children are eating dinner, want to eat the dinner?"
"Yes" Said Luigi
"Stupid! She was talking to me, she's my WIFE!" said Mario
Luigi put his head down and walked away, back to his house, it was getting dark, anyways, he thought.
So he sat down and thought for a little, "Hey, why does Mario like in Peach anyways. She's a girl and her name is after a vegetable. I just can't understand this…"
So he went to night to clear his thoughts away. He woke up and said "I will make a plan. I will destroy this by bringing Mario back to home. Moo-haha!" He began writing on his notebook over and over again that he will make his two nephews druggies. He thought "Haha, My nephews are going to be made two nephew druggies, all because of ME haha… Luigi… you are the smart one in the family, and forever too."
As he walks to his nephews he asks "Why are they playing in the outside? Where is Peach she usually watches at them to make sure for kidnaps?" and he was struck with an idea… an idea that will remain. Forever. "I will make the kidnaps." So he was walking to his nephews Meach and Pario, they said they didn't want him… and that Peach said bad things about him.
Luigi was about to think "Peach, stupid Bitch, you are the reason for all of this!!" But he quickly stopped him before it was too late. He wasn't going to take that so he said not to listen to their mom's and that his house he has a videogame house. So they of course came, obviously.
At his house he showed them what the Marijuana looked like and they smoked it and everything was very fun. And Luigi said "want more?? I have more!!" they said "Okay!"
So he said if they want more they have to go tell Peach that she's a slut because yesterday she made love a shark's mouth, so she will do it again for sure.
So they did it. It worked out perfectly.
Mario came back home, and he said "How did you know Luigi, that I, Mario, hated Peach for what she has done to me as for being my wife and having all these children. I just didn't know what to do, I'm sorry for calling you stupid yesterday I meant to call her in all my honesty!"
And so Luigi let Mario sit on his lap "Now Now… it's alright. I'm here now, and now that I'm here, I and you can be together again, living"
And so Luigi took Mario to his room and they made sex where they had formed a magical bond of incestuous gayness through eternal manloving.