AN - please send me ideas because this isn't were all my time is going into. also think Kerrick Darkenstone to be like Brian Blessed.

Where the bloody hell are they!" Kerrick Darkenstone Spat at his steward.

"Where are who sire?" The Steward asked very tentatively.

"Who? My two sons of course!" Kerrick Replies. He looks as if he's going to burst. "Don't they know what's happening tonight?"

"Evidently not sire." Replies the Steward knowing from his predecessors experience that this is very thin ice he's treading on.

"This is the night of the Darkenstone, Bloodmouth Feast. Which is one of the only times the two strongest families in Skyrim get to meet and renew alliances with each other." Kerrick Gets out of his chair and starts passing up and down the Hall, forcing maids to quickly dodge him. "I mean tonight we can forge marriage agreements that can strengthen our ties with the Bloodmouth's."

"Sire don't you think that's a reason why they might be saying away."

"What do you mean?" Kerrick asks.

"Well Sire. The oldest Bloodmouth girl who isn't already married is 11 years of age. Sire."

"So" Fero responds.

"So? What sire."

"I got married to Angua when she was 10."

"But sire. You were 11."

"So"

"Colden and Eyolf are 20 and 18. Also Ashling's already married into the Bloodmouths. Think about bloodlines sire."

"Why isn't Ashling here?"

"She is with child again sire."