Title: Do We Have a Deal?
Characters: America, Britain
Challenge: Prompt: Cooperation
Bonus Words: peace, stubborn, willing, friend
Rating: K+ because of language.
Summary: What had they done?! This wasn't supposed to happen! What was wrong with the world? Hint on USxUK
A/N: I honestly don't know where this came from. Shoot me for being a douche. But I blame stupid Adele for inspiring this. *sigh*
Part of HetaChallenge's Monthly Theme Challenge
Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia.
They refused to see each other eye to eye. It was not the best moment to do so, anyway. It was just…too awkward to even think about meeting each other's gaze without blushing and stuttering and making the atmosphere even MORE uncomfortable. Where had the peaceful tension gone to?
They were willing to argue like bitchy brothers and stand their ground stubbornly; knowing they were right and their views could not be changed, even if a war came about, or something.
But this was worse than a war, or a fierce argument. It just wasn't supposed to happen! What had they done?! What was going on in the world now? Was it that certain drive from San Francisco that had gotten into America, or that eccentric jolt Britain got from London and all over the UK? They were more than friends. Beyond that. They were like brothers and saw each other as such, no matter how many times they fought over silly matters.
They weren't fighting at the moment. America covered his mouth with his right hand with wide eyes and a shocked expression. Britain was trembling while his eyes darted from place to place around the room they were in. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. This was terrible.
"What the hell did we just do?" Britain asked, trying not to make his voice break. It was hard to tell who was more surprised, what with all the tension in the room.
"I…have no idea," America answered.
Oh, they knew quite well what they had done. Yes, they were arguing, but that was before their heat got out of hand and just…ended up fighing in a different way. Their…lips were fighting their battle, and they were quite tough on each other.
"I never planned any of this, if you must know," Britain explained.
"You think I did?"
Britain smiled wryly. "Yes, well, I would never want to share my love for you in that way. You're like a brother to me."
America shivered. "Ugh, gross! I can't believe we kissed each other! There's no way that happened! We're just imagining things like you imagine your friends, or something. It's all in our heads! We didn't do that. Lalalalalala!" He covered his ears and began to pace around in a circle.
"Honestly, I thought this would come from you and France," America said.
"Don't you dare pair me up with that wanker," Britain warned. "How about we don't speak of this to anyone?"
America nodded. "Ever."
They wouldn't want France confirming his assumption of their sexual tensions was actually true.
A/N: I'm sure they can cooperate there. XD Anyways, this was done because...I can't control my imagination. I don't write yaoi, so in my headcanon, these guys would never want to do this kind of thing together. R/R, plz! Support is love!
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