He, the best warrior in the Nintendworld, was training. Training to defeat the demon that had poisoned his world. The same demon he had once taught...The same Demon who had raped and killed his mother AND his to-be wife.
~At the Coliseum "Today, our best warriors shall fight, for your entertainment, for pride, and to become the World's finest general!" exclaimed the evil king Ganon. While the king was entertaining the immense crowd, He was walking towards the final entries desk "I want in" "Oh, it's you, no one's seen you for at least 25 years... I am afraid the King wills you not to partake in this competition, for the sake of the other fighters" replied the desk man.
"I'm going in anyways..." He walked past the clerk and entered the challengers room, and changed his clothes for the white, sleeveless shirt, black T-shirt underneath, with his white pants. He entered The Coliseum, and shouted, to The King "HEY ! I, the Master of Kung-Fu, am here to challenge You, O sloppy king!" the audience gasps at this stupidly challenging remark. Ganondorf simply turns to see who was stupid enough to challenge The King. When he did see whom, a smirk slid onto his face." Ah, Thomas, my Sensei, you have come back" I am your Sensei, NO more!" he spat back. Do you accept my challenge?" "I do" calmly replied Ganondorf.
A few minutes later, enough to let Ganon change into his black Kung-Fu uniform, The King arrived. "What are the stakes of this challenge?" asked Ganon "You will no longer rule if I win" answered Thomas " If you DON'T ?" replied grimly Ganon "Kill me..."
A loud bell rang; the two fighters took their stances, each other s hand three inches from the opponent's face. In a flash, Thomas punched Ganon, who fell to his knees. The crowd 'booed' at this extremely skillful move. Ganon hit back to his knees and signaled the crowd to stop, so they did. Again, the two fighters took their stance, and again, Thomas one-inch punched Ganon. When Ganon barely got to his feet, Thomas side kicked Ganon. Doing a flip, ganon landed to his feet and threw himself onto Thomas, caught him and threw him to the wall. Thomas gracefully landed, remembering the most important lesson his own master taught him: Anger blinds! With little time to think, Thomas started insulting Ganon, and making him remembering all his failures. Angry, Ganon charged at Thomas, punching, kicking and trying to grapple Thomas. Thomas, still calm as a toad, dodged all the attacks, tiring out his opponent, starting to attack. A round-house kick to Ganon's face and he flew, landing on his face. Blood flew everywhere; its wonderful Thomas' uniform was still white. He crushed Ganon's head, splatters flying onto the nearby spectators. The whole crowd started to cheer, for the unruly King was no more! "Please stop..." shouted Thomas "...Do not cheer for me, cheer for you new rulers! Yes, for I have won, i choose to divide the world, into kingdoms. One for the mushroom people, one for the followers of princess Zelda, One for the Pok mon and their trainers... One for every ruler there is!"
And so, the Nintendworld was divided into kingdoms, for every game from Nintendo... Thomas now owns a dojo, with his new wife, and they train only the righteous.