Title: Meet The Family

Author: Caz251

Summary: Team Torchwood meet Ianto's family.

Characters: Team Torchwood, Rhys, Pc Andy, Ianto's sister's family and the Addams'

Spoilers: Spoilers for Torchwood and The Addams Family.

Warnings: Gwenbashing, Slash, and General weirdness

Disclaimer: I don't own either the Addams Family or Torchwood, no matter how hard I wish it were so.

AN: The first short story in the addams/torchwood universe. Critcism is welcomed, be it constructive or not.

"Jack", Gwen almost yelled as she entered the hub through the cog door, distress evident in her voice. "Jack, there's something outside the tourist office you have to deal with." Her voice wavering as she spoke.

"What?" Jack asked as he bounded towards her from his office. "Did you get it?" He enquired.

"Yes, I got it." She said, gesturing to the box she had brought in with her, she didn't know what was in the box only that it had come through the rift and Andy had found it.

Jack's attention was fixated fully on the box, looking at it almost reverently, a look that in Gwen's mind should be reserved only for her. In an attempt to gain his attention she let out an almost pitiful whine, "Jack".

Hearing Gwen whining his name pulled his attention from the box, and his thoughts from the fun he and Ianto would have with the contents. "What is it, Gwen?" He asked, exasperation colouring his tone, why Gwen had to try to always be the centre of attention was a mystery to him.

"There are two things, I don't know what they are, but they're hairy, just outside the tourist office. You have to do something about them." Gwen spoke, looking at Jack to make sure he was still paying attention to her.

"Why didn't you –", Jack began only to be cut off.

Puffing herself up to look more important than she is Gwen started in on a rant, "I was carrying that bloody box, and when I asked who they were, where they came from and what they wanted they squeaked at me Jack, squeaked."

Jack's attention was once again taken by someone that he saw as much more important than a whining Gwen. Behind Gwen Ianto stood wearing a black pinstriped suit with a black shirt and tie, with numerous cigars sticking out of his pocket. Over his arm he carried Jack's greatcoat.

"Ready to go?" Ianto asked as he helped Jack into his coat. Jack just nodded not being able to speak, the sight of Ianto having taken his breath away. He picked up the box that Gwen had brought in with her, forgetting about her until he had almost reached the door before turning back as she once again called his name.

"Oh right Gwen, Owen's doing something at the hospital, but Tosh should be in soon, you can leave once she arrives." Jack told her before following Ianto through the cog door.

Gwen huffed at the way she had been dismissed and threw herself into her chair in front of her computer, bringing up the CCTV footage for the outside of the tourist office, if she had to wait here until Tosh arrived she might as well enjoy the Teaboys' reaction to the hairy things.

Jack and Ianto walked out of the tourist office, Jack still carrying that infernal box, when Gwen had tried to open it she found that she was unable to due to a future locking mechanism. They were talking quietly, what they were saying she had no idea, but they shared a quick look before looking at the hairy things in front of them.

What Gwen didn't expect was for Ianto to smile at them or the smaller of the two things to launch itself at Ianto, she held her breath hoping that it would do something to Ianto and get him out of the way, he had no reason to still be around interfering with her and Jack's love for one another. She smiled when she realised that Jack hadn't pulled his gun, proving to her that he didn't care about Ianto, only for it to disappear when the hairy thing pulled away from Ianto and moved to the larger one.

It appeared as if Ianto was communicating with them, but that was impossible if Gwen couldn't do it, no-one could. Coming out of her thoughts she noticed the hairy things move towards an old car, Jack and Ianto following them, smiles playing across both their faces. Gwen recoiled in horror at the driver as he vacated the car to open the doors for them, he was not normal, he couldn't be, her mind cried.

Knowing that her Jack could be in danger she followed the car using the CCTV and was surprised to see it stop in front of one of the best hotels in the city. The occupants of the car got out and made their way into the front entrance where they met up with another group of people who were just as strange.

Luckily for Gwen, Toshiko had created a program that was idiot proof for monitoring people using CCTV, meaning that the program did all the work and she didn't have to fail at hacking into the hotel security system. The group just inside the hotel lobby consisted of three men and three women. One of the men was bald and wore a horrible overcoat, the other elder male was wearing what looked to be a rather expensive purple velvet suit and the youngest of the males, he could have only been about eighteen was wearing black trousers and a black and white striped shirt, the most startling thing about him was his long black hair that reached his waist. The women though, their outfits were different, the brunette was wearing a green skirt suit set, whilst the eldest a black haired women was wearing a black floor length dress which appeared to have a tentacle-like base. The youngest was wearing a grey floor length dress with a crisp white shirt underneath it.

Before Gwen was able to figure out how to turn the sound on the CCTV footage on Tosh entered through the cog door. Gwen's phone began to ring at that exact moment, checking the caller ID she saw that it was Rhys, she answered it a fake smile plastered across her face. "Hi darling. Yes, Tosh has just arrived, I'm on my way. See you soon." She spoke before hanging up and taking one last look at the CCTV, noting Ianto hugging the woman with the tentacles, then shut down the program and her computer. She bid Toshiko goodbye before getting on the invisible lift, she had to get home and get changed before going to a party hosted by Rhys' mothers' family, 'great' she thought, 'a night with the most up-tight people on the planet.'