When Life Gives You Lemons . . . Make Gernades!
By Mickey
Status: Completed 11/12/2008
Season: 2 or later
Archive Permission: Ask first. I'll probably say yes.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue.
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes: Written for the Nov 6th stargatedrabbles list challenge to use the following sentence in a drabble/ficlet, " This is the military, we always have more than we need." Unbeta'd.
"Uhhhh, John, what are you doing with all those lemons?"
Rodney looked nervous. John smiled.
"Using them as grenades."
Rodney gulped. "I can see that."
John thought he sounded just a little to cheeky and extended his hand towards Rodney, a lemon in his palm.
"Rodney took a step back. "Why lemons?"
John just gave him his because-I'm-the-boss-and-that's-all-you-need-to-know look.
Seeing that an answer would not be forthcoming, Rodney asked, "Doesn't the commissary need those?" He quickly add, "Not that I care or anything."
"You should know by now, Rodney. This is the military, we always have more than we need."
THE END