My name is Violetta Elizabeth Rosen, and I am an extremely talented singer. I know this because I have been told that all my life. I don't mean to brag, but people are often jealous of my talent. Mostly because they don't have any. Whatever.
It was really hard for me to find a place to fit in at my old school. We didn't have a choir or vocal club, and the band wouldn't let me in because I was too good and would make everyone jealous. So when my family moved to Lima and I started going to William McKinley, I knew I had to try out for the Glee Club.
It didn't matter that they were already halfway into the year; once they heard me sing, they would beg to have me join. Also, I'm really pretty and stuff, so they'd want me there for appearance as well.
Anyway so when I went to go try out on my first day, I walked into the choir room and saw a whole bunch of kids looking at me.
"Is this the Glee Club?" I asked.
"Yes," a fat black girl said. "Who are you?"
"My name is Violetta Elizabeth Rosen and I am here to try out." I said, looking around. I saw a cute blond guy and winked at him. He blushed, because I'm really pretty and he probably wasn't used to girls like me looking at him.
Then a girl with brown hair and a kind of big nose came up to me. She was dressed like a grandma in a weird collared shirt and plaid skirt and knee high socks but it wasn't like a sexy schoolgirl look it was like a grandma look. I was wearing a light blue denim miniskirt and a white polo shirt with pink flats and I was holding a light pink purse. My outfit looked really cute and great. My mom told me so before I left this morning.
Anyway so the grandma girl came up to me and said very loudly, "My name is Rachel Berry. Welcome to Glee Club."
"Get away from me," I said. I didn't want her germs on my face.
Then the teacher walked in the room. He was really sexy. I winked at him too. He gasped when he saw me, because I am really pretty.
I have long blond hair and today it was in a ponytail and big green eyes that today I was only wearing light mascara on and my skin is perfect and so I don't need to wear as much makeup because I am naturally beautiful.
"Hi, my name is Violetta Elizabeth Rosen and I am here to audition for Glee Club." I said, smiling at the teacher. He smiled back and I could see his shiny white teeth.
"Okay," he said. "My name is Mr. Schuester. What song are you going to sing?"
"I am going to sing 'Wake Up' by Hilary Duff." I said, smiling.
"Oh no," a boy groaned, but I looked at him with my beautiful eyes and he shut up because he was mesmerized.
"Okay, go for it." Mr. Schuester said.
The band began to play the opening chords, and I began to sing.