This idea came to me when I was rereading the lightning thief for the gazzilionth time. What exactly did the news article say about our favorite Seaweed Brain after that 'attack' on the bus? Hmm? This is the news article that states exactly what the mortals saw.
Adolescent Goes Crazy on Bus, Almost Killing Two.
A young boy identified to be Percy Jackson went haywire yesterday evening on the second bus to Newark, New Jersey. Witnesses say he was accompanied by a tall blond girl and a short boy, wearing cargo pants and sneakers despite the heat. It is said he pulled out a sharp weapon, and started to slash at an old lady.
"It was terrifying!" Witness Natalie Carper says. "Everything was normal, I mean, they were acting a little suspicious, but they looked at that age where they all look suspicious. This elderly lady comes up to him, I heard her ask to borrow his pen, and he just jumps up at her, and starts slashing out! I was horrified at what he did!"
Carper also states she saw his accomplices cheering him on, urging him to destroy her and run. After the aged woman collapsed on the floor, the girl, most likely his girlfriend, gave him a Yankees hat, and told him to run. Jackson's stepfather reports he has a history of being violent, and having to switch schools every year because of situations like this.
"He's a disturbed boy, if you know what I mean." A teary Gabe Ugliano tells us. "Last week, his mother took him to Montauk, and on the way back he swerved the wheel. He crashed into a tree, and my wife was killed. I haven't seen him since."
Percy Jackson is wanted for murder, and manslaughter. If found, police urge you to call 555-678-1111. He is on the run, and was last seen at the New Jersey turnpike, at precisely 8:25 P.M. If you have any information, please call the number above. If you see him, do not approach, for he is violent and is reported to be carrying a deadly weapon. Call 911 immediately.
Sarah Conner, New York Post.
Hahaha, I like it. Oh, here.
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Okay, remember, R&R. Probably a one-shot, but maybe I'll make a few if this one gets positive reviews. Sorry it's short, but pretend it's a little side article. Kay? Kay.