Tis a re-write. Found a better way.

Me: Go!

Plitheon: No.

Jesse: She doesn't own anything!

"Jake!" stay quiet, it'll leave you alone if you don't respond.

Thump, thump, thump! Oh shit, she's coming. Nana flung the door open and marched into my room.

"Jake! Time to cut your hair!" it's Jesse but anyway.

"Why can't I leave my hair like this?" I don't like the hairdresser she takes me to, people look at me funny.

"Men don't have long hair!" but they can have dreadlocks?

"What you get me for my birthday?" I need a subject change.

"This ball, cards and a trip to the salon! As you won't let us cut your hair," you people are dangerous with sharp objects! Mom nearly cut my ear off, and forget Dad, he's bald. I don't trust bald people with cutting hair.

"Thanks, but I'll skip the salon, Jake would love it," Nana shook her head. Damn it!

"Jesse doesn't need to go, you do."

"Yeah, the reason why I'm Jesse and my sister's Jake's because the hospital got our name's mixed up on our birth certificates, fun. Though it doesn't matter, Nana swaps our names around 'cause she thinks it's bad luck. I'll show you.

"Nan, why do you call me Jake and Jake Jesse?"

"Because it's bad luck. I mean look at you! You're gay and your sister's a cross-dresser!" ouch. I thought grannies were supposed to love and be kind, not this.

"Nana, she's not a cross-dresser because she hates dresses and skirts and is single. I'm not gay because I've got long hair and don't have a girlfriend at 16. We're perfectly straight," she humphed.

"Could've fooled me," so sweet.

"You also slouch," and with that, she slammed my door. Gentle.

I picked up the Bakugan ball, where'd she get this? Probably stole it from some poor old shmuck-I could believe that. I tossed it up and down until a few time before Nina (my little sis) practically broke down my door.

"Come, come Jay Jay! Foodie time in the zoo! Be good horsie and eat hay now!" yeah, she thinks I'm a horse, how nice. I tossed the Bakugan and cards on my bed.

I locked my door as I came out, try to steal my super expensive nice shampoo now my evil twin! That's Jake by the way. I'm too smart for you!

We had what looked like something brown and lumpy. Nan's infamous meat surprise. Surprise! Did it just move? Where's Teddy, I want to give the dog the-interesting food group. Where's Jake? I have to endure this on my own? Traitor.

"Where's Jake?"

"She had breakfast before we woke up," lucky.

"She went to choose your motorbikes," no fair! I wanna refund!

After (cringe) 'breakfast', I sprinted upstairs and brushed my teeth. When I entered my room I noticed I had a message. Speak of the devil and she will appear, kinda. The message read: Sucker!I'mgonnagetyouahotpinkbike!ButI'llbeniceandgetyouasuperawesomebikelikeme.Hopeyoulikethematchingpinkhelmet!XOXOXJake.Told you she was my evil twin. Leaving me to my doom. Evil. Getting dressed I sighed and went to check out the cards when it spoke to me.

"Hey kid? Is that crazy woman gone?" I nearly shat myself.

"Don't do that!" I already know that Bakugan can talk. I just forget sometimes. They're in ball form for Pete's sake!

"What? Talk? Kid, I'm talking whether you like it or not," so annoying.

"Oh well, what's your name, buddy?" since I was stuck with him.

"Plitheon, you?"

"Jesse," he burst out laughing. Nice, liking him already-not!

"Isn't that a girl's name?" thank you Mr. Obvious. Like I didn't know that.

"It's unisex."

"But mostly used for girls, you must be really gay," why is the world against me? I did nothing wrong!

"Have you met Mr. Flushy?" yes, I wouldn't think twice about flushing him down the toilet. If he gets on my nerves.

"No, I'm good. So, you brawl," you wish.

I shook my head. Brawling relates to fighting and I don't like fighting. Especially with the war against Neathia. I hate war, I hate Barodius. But don't tell my parents that, they'll keel over and die. At least Jake agrees with me. Kinda. She hates war, but she'd also a Subterra brawler. Haha, opposites, since I've only got Ventus Bakugan. And now an annoying one great.

"Don't annoy me," I told him before starting to read my book. It was last year's gift from Mom, she's now in a mental institute. We visit her on weekends.

"Don't you want to battle?" stupid question. Shuddup!

"No, why?" he bounced onto my page.

"Dude! You're surrounded by Bakugan and you haven't even tried brawling? Do you know how to play?"

"Duh! I know everything. Now please move," he bopped me on the nose.

"Then why not play? Why keep everything if you're not gonna use it?" good question.

"The other Bakugan and cards were from Mom, of course I'm gonna keep them," he waddled closer-cute.

"Then I bet you couldn't get into the top ranks by the end of the week. You'd fail on your ass," oh really? Don't take the bait!

I ignored his taunts for the rest of the morning. No talking ball's gonna get under my skin. Never. After 12, Jake stormed into my room, shouted at me to meet her downstairs in 5 and gave me a wet-willy. What a loving sister. It had probably had something to do with Bakugan, so I packed all of my Bakugan stuff into my red jacket. It was all to humour her, grabbing my book, I walked out of my room-and ell down the stairs. No wonder she doesn't want to be seen with me. I'm such a geek. I'm 2 seconds older though, take that! Hope she felt that. Cause you know twins have this weird connection? For us, it's like an empathy link. We feel each other's pain and can sometimes know what each other's thinking. Totally weird, but it's true. But that only ever works when we're within a 100metres from each other-I know that cause we tried it. But we can feel each other's pain even if we're worlds apart. Total freaks, I know. Nyeh. After stumbling up and falling a few times, I finally got out of the house. I had a total of 2 bruises, 4 scratches and 1 mark, lucky me. And I was only on the porch.

"Oww!" she jumped off her red bike.

"Nerd!" she hit me over the head.

"Owww!" we both moaned. This would be a long day.

Done! Please review.

Me: Just needed to redo it.

Jake: I'm hard core!

Jesse: I hate you…